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4 In Italia · 7M ago

Hotel Saint Simeon: You Can Czech Out, But You Can Never Leave

The opening line of Anna Karenina, (“All happy families are alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way”) also applies to hotels. Traveling to fifty cities in eight European countries, I can’t remember a single “nice” hotel. But the truly wretched ones are etc...
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4 In Italia · 8M ago

Let’s Do It

How do you decide to blow off a secure job, leave your home and possessions, and live for a year in another country?  It helped that I worked for a boss who was so soul-crushing that every morning of our monthly staff meeting, I sobbed so hard I couldn’t lift my torso off the bathroom [...]
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4 In Italia · 1Y ago

Invincibility, Impossibly Gorgeous Italians, And the Art of Buying a Train Ticket to Milan

  L’ho fatto! I did it!  I took the train from Milan to Modena, and I did not end up on an ice floe!  Well, almost. I am logistically challenged and have no sense of direction. I am afraid of many things, including sandwich-stealing emus. My biggest travel-related fear involves Italian ...
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4 In Italia · 1Y ago

Are You Packing for Europe? Here’s How To Blend In

Americans are easy to spot in a European crowd because of the way they dress. Paying attention to those differences can help you blend in. In general, Europeans dress more formally than Americans.  Have you seen Mad Men, or Leave it To Beaver? Like Don and Betty Draper, Europeans advertise their adu...
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4 In Italia · 1Y ago

Thirteen Lessons From a Year of Traveling in Europe

1. Pack light. Unless it’s cold where you’re going. Then pack heavy, so you don’t have to buy another jacket just like the three you left at home. 2. Always pack a bathing suit, so you don’t have to buy one that’s way less flattering than the three you left at home. 3. ...
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4 In Italia · 2Y ago

Throw The Cameraman Out

A  nine-year old boy was the sole survivor of a plane crash that killed 103 people, including his parents and his eleven-year old brother.  The little boy was photographed in his hospital room, while he was dizzy from anesthesia after 4 1/2 hours of surgery to repair multiple leg fractures. CNN flas...
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4 In Italia · 2Y ago

Let’s Get This Straight

I just had an American haircut, my first in a year.  As usual, I was uncomfortable the whole time I was in the chair.  I never know what to say to a hairdresser. Do I chat about the weather, ask about her kids? Or relieve her from the agony of having the same conversation with every [...]
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4 In Italia · 2Y ago

My top 10 Favorite Things to Do in Italy. Okay, 8, Because the Site Wouldn’t Let Me List 10

My top 10 Favorite Things to Do in Italy. Okay, 8, Because the Site Wouldn’t Let Me List 10.
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4 In Italia · 2Y ago

We Are the Worllld…Okay, Not

Now that I’m back in the States, and have learned to froth milk on my cappuccino maker while sustaining only second degree burns, I can reflect on My European Experience. What did I learn? That Europe has a lot of extremely old and cool stuff, and that being surrounded by beauty is so exhilara...
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4 In Italia · 2Y ago

4inColorado

Every morning of 2009, I awoke to the walls of my Italian bedroom. I’d see and smell paint applied just after the founding of Rome, and smile: “We’re still in Italy!!” Not today. This morning I woke in my own room, in Colorado. I love my bedroom, it’s airy and light, wi...
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