My name is Heather and I am a mother of 3 perfect, gorgeous, messy children. Codenames Alpha (boy, age ten), Cracker (girl, age eight) and Bambi (age four going on thirty seven). I am the wife of Thor, an incredibly sweet and good-looking man who can fix anything. I live way too far from the city. I sing for money. I also have a PR entertainment business. I am formally a chardonnay head and am still reeling from the shock of not being able to booze it up with Kendall Jackson anymore. I have also been recently diagnosed with a pretty aggressive form of Rheumatoid Arthritis, so I am kind of a hot mess right now. You can visit my music website at www.heathermoran.com and my PR website at www.girlmonday.com
Heather Moran does not have one more second in the day for anything else.
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I apologize the for low quality of this photo. Perhaps you will forgive me, since I only have ONE WORKING ARM. I blame Love’s frozen yogurt. You chilly,swirly bastard. I was with Cracker yesterday, just leaving an appointment and I saw a sign that had this retro international symbol of awesome
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Dear readers, so busy. Quick update: Did HcG diet. Lost 25 exactly 25 in 23 days. It worked. Didn’t die. Totally sulfite-free friendly. Very crazed, more later. The End.
Now that I have then strength to lift my head off the table, it’s time for me to fill you in on my sulfite-free FAD DIET progress. Official status report: SUPERFREAKINAWESOME. ok, so I have to admit, the first three days was like walking around carrying 3 bloated elephants wearing fat suits.
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Now that I have then strength to lift my head off the table, it’s time for me to fill you in on my sulfite-free FAD DIET progress. Official status report: SUPERFREAKINAWESOME. ok, so I have to admit, the first three days was like walking around carrying 3 bloated elephants wearing fat suits.
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Call me SpiderHead. I have been absent. I have been…not great. I have been losing the war on sulfites and the HeatherWorld War on general good health. I have been poked and prodded a lot lately, as well. My liver is pissed at me (due to my RA meds), I gained a really large amount [...]
Call me SpiderHead. I have been absent. I have been…not great. I have been losing the war on sulfites and the HeatherWorld War on general good health. I have been poked and prodded a lot lately, as well. My liver is pissed at me (due to my RA meds), I gained a really large amount [...]
*Please see bottom for photo analysis. or otherwise known as How I Made Crockpot Sulfite-Free Chili Yesterday And It Took Me 12 Hours. This is not the title of the recipe for a blonde chili, like, made with all yellow ingredients. This is like, a blonde totally screwed up this recipe. This easy,
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*Please see bottom for photo analysis. or otherwise known as How I Made Crockpot Sulfite-Free Chili Yesterday And It Took Me 12 Hours. This is not the title of the recipe for a blonde chili, like, made with all yellow ingredients. This is like, a blonde totally screwed up this recipe. This easy,
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This is a follow up post to YESTERDAY’S post. Just wanted to update the two people who were wondering if I survived. I had my 3 lists. I had my 3 children. I had my agenda: The Staples, lunch, The Jewel, Alpha hair cut. GO! It wasn’t that bad. Total drama queen. I annoy me. [...]
This is a follow up post to YESTERDAY’S post. Just wanted to update the two people who were wondering if I survived. I had my 3 lists. I had my 3 children. I had my agenda: The Staples, lunch, The Jewel, Alpha hair cut. GO! It wasn’t that bad. Total drama queen. I annoy me. [...]
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