Who the Heck is Garry Heck?
GARRY HECK, WORLD’S FOREMOST AUTHORITY Garry Heck was born in a log cabin in Gelatinus, Mass. He is the first of two children born to a peasant farmer and his investment banker wife and their third favorite. The product of a strict nihlist upbringing, he showed his early promise as a writer when he published his classic essay “Why I Foreswore Cursing.” He attended the LaFollette School of Dentistry & Lawn Care, earning his degree in Early Childhood Education, which was remarkable, since he had none. The popular author began his career by recanting his heresy that golf was a sport. In his first professional writing job, he wro