No Thank You
Thank you notes. I understand why you should write them. I understand why they are important to write. But they really annoy the shit out of me. They take 47 years to write and usually end up saying "Thanks Patty. You really did a swell job picking out that butter dish!" What the fuck does that even mean? Noth

Not a Face for Radio
Apparently people keep trying to tell me I have a face for radio which in my opinion is pretty fucking rude. I mean have you looked at my face? I am precious. Like a porcelin unicorn gently placed in a curio cabinet. Whatever. Myself along with the other eatPGH girls will be on B94 tomorrow starting at 6:30am to show off my wittiness to Buckhead and Bubba. Now I've been on the radio before. Remember my painful Pittsburgh Business Radio days with Mark DeSantis and others? I could only have been a wee bit more awkward on that program and it had like 10 listeners. Can't wait

Shuttle Bug
So a few days a week I ride a shuttle from Station Square to downtown. This is as close to public transportation as I'd ever like to get. The shuttle is a 2 on the 1-10 awful scale. It's not bad. It's not even close to bad but it still makes me want t

Childhood Stories Take 1
I haven't given up on Just Nonsense. So don't worry. Times they are a changing. I'd like to take this time to say that 1. it is 1000 degree or "hotter than balls" in my apartment right now but no matter if I turn my heat off or not it will still be 1000 degrees, 2. I should be doing homework. Suck it grad

Middle Fingers for Parking!
1. I suck.2. But the Pittsburgh Parking Authority sucks harder.Last week sometime, I've officially lost track of how days work, I got towed. Do you know how awful it is to get towed? It's up there with slamming your finger in a car door. The pain lingers for far longer than you want it too. The pain is all coming back to me now... Last Saturday I parked my car outside my apartment on a street in Pittsburgh that you are allowed to park all day for free on Sundays. I felt quite genius at the time for doing so because it prevented my neighbor and I from taking a long annoying walk across a bridge. I awoke Sunday morning to cheers outside my window. Who knew the