Stupid Stuff And Further Proof That I Am Indeed AWESOME!
Stupid things happened to me again, as usual. But like always, I tend to enjoy these things and share them with the rest of the world (and by rest of the world, I meant the two of you, my faithful readers) rather than to keep them hidden in order to make people think that I”m an intelligent and graceful woman, which I”m not (intelligent and graceful I mean, as far as I can remember I really am a woman). So, I got up this morning and felt lighter than usual. I know it might be my head playing tricks on me again, but I decided to weigh myself (after like a month of proclaiming that the bathroom scale is my sworn enemy, the Voldemort to my Harry Potter). A

A Jakartan all Grown Up
I’m 33 years old, going to be 34 in three months, but I have only really lived my life the past three years. I am, well rather was (emphasize on the past tense), a pure Jakartan. During my childhood, we lived in East Jakarta, in the nicest area of East Jakarta, but nonetheless East. Jakarta is divided into give boroughs; East, West, North, South and Central. Before the mid 90s, those living in Central Jakarta are posh. Suharto and his clan lived there. But after the great Jakartan flood (all throughout the 90s) Central Jakarta just became icky to live in, and the posh invaded South Jakarta, hence the beginning of the ’South Jakartans’ era.

The Madness That Is Aceh..
I”m Acehnese, and it pains me to see how Aceh has been turned backwards by a group of lunatic extremists. First it’’s Sharia being imposed on everyone, which is actually not a big problem as long as they do so with respect to gender equality and the modern philosophies and technology (like Malaysia and Brunei, for example), but no, they went on and went all Taliban on the people. Women are not animals, we aren”t objects and we certainly aren”t the cause of ‘’sinful desires” that we must be covered from top to toe in order to facilitate stupid and backwards thinking men who have only one thing on their minds: sex. We are or should be

Why naming private parts makes you look like a freak
*This post is written by Rima”’’s evil twin sister, Myra. Hey everybody! It seems like my stupid sister has abandoned this blog yet again. While she”’’s not here, I””d like to add some class to this blog by publishing  this very interesting piece I””ve been wanting her to, but as you know how that uptight bitch always thinks whatever I do is stupid and crass, she wouldn””t publish this piece if her life depended on it. Anyway, this story I””d like to share with you is just about how I know a girl who’s obsessed with naming private parts. She named hers, she named her boyfriends&#

Earthquake the will of God? Get a brain, will you???
Seriously, I am so sick of hearing people’s opinion regarding the continuous natural disasters hitting Indonesia and especially reading people’s status updates on facebook that continue to say that these natural disasters are God’s will or that God is angry at Indonesians, etc. Some even go as far as connecting the time of the earthquakes to verses in their holy books. I mean, come on people, wake up and smell the coffee! If you still think like that and you are in college or university or graduated from either one, I feel sorry for you, it seems like you wasted a lot of money and didn’t get your money’s worth which is to turn you into individuals with brains tha