Too sexy
I never thought I would say this, but I have offically met a man who is just to damn sexy for me. I met this individual, who we will call Tyrone, at the pool a few months ago at my apartment complex. He was tall, dark, and handsome with a killer six pack and within an hour he was back up at my apartment drinking wine. The wine led to him throwing me on the bed, ripping my clothes off…etc. I normally like guys who know what they want and aren’t afraid of doing what they want to do. But, this was a little out of control, this guy didn’t mess around. He came over one other time and things went pretty much the same way. The late-night texts started coming after t

Eharmony
So I have been on eharmony about a month and a half now and have been completely unsuccessful. I get about 1 match a week and normally they dont move forward at all. I was on that site about a year ago and would get an average of 7 matches a day. Does this mean I am not compatible with on 29 dimensions of compatibility anymore? Has anyone had this experience? I mean I paid for this stupid thing…it was expensive! I am back on match now too, which has been much better for me so far. Random.

Tequila Thursday
Last thursday I went out with an ex of mine, we’ll call him Stavros, who I used to date about a year ago. Normally he is very mellow and nights out with him are pretty low-key. We broke up because I just couldn’t deal with his lack of pizzaz. He’s a nice guy so we still hang out from time to time. Gloria doesn’t just drop people like that, just because they aren’t flashy. I can appreciate people for what they bring to the table. Anyway, this time Stavros invited a friend of his that I had never met and suddenly a whole new person came out. He started drinking like I had never seen, pounding beer after beer.  Pretty soon after a littleÂ

Why do they do it?
Welcome to Adventures of Gloria! My intention is to tell it like it is about love, dating, and sex. Nothing is off limits! Ok, so here is a situation that has been happening to me A LOT lately. A guy who has been in my life for awhile (normally someone I dated a few years ago, but we remain “friends”), gets into a serious relationship or gets engaged. I am cool with that and normally happy for them, happy to have them go on their way. The problem is that a few days before the wedding/engagement/move-in date, they are texting me trying to re-kindle something. Last night I got a text message saying “remember all the n