Today on the Menu: News of White House Intimidation, Wonky Entertainment Reporting, Rupert's Stupid
This morning we covered some of the big news you'll be sure to pay attention to this week. — In brief, the White House has basically been accused of threatening Democratic consultants who've appeared on Fox News Channel. The nuts is that the consultants may have been defending the White House, but they are the veritable Skarks to FNC's Jets. That means they're fighting until some hot brunette starts singing. Mrs. First Lady,

Tonight: Draper's Finale
At 10 p.m. EST tonight we'll witness the last episode of AMC's 'Mad Men' for like, awhile. The actual details of the show are rarely discussed here on the old Agency Spies, and we aim to keep it that way. Needless to say, here's some guesses at what you might see. — Betty clinging to all things holy, wholesome and reminiscent of her picket-fenced-yet-seemingly-traumatizing childhood by always driving her dead father's Lincoln Continental. That car represents all things depressing, dun'nt? She yearns for the

TBWA's Modern Warfare 2 Campaign May Have Been too Racy
This week we've been chasing down information regarding TBWA\Chiat\Day's campaign work for Infinity Ward and Activision-Blizzard's latest game title, Modern Warfare 2 — which, according to some predictions, could be the highest grossing entertainment release of all time. That means it would be bigger than Halo 3, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Dark Knight. Word on the street is last Monday, Activision-Blizzard (the game's publisher) pulled the plug on Chiat's campaign, calling it too rac

Friday Odds and Ends
-Hyundai tapped Havas' MPG to handle its estimated $300 million international media planning/buying account. link -Google advertising Droid on its homepage. link -Agency folks do the darndest things. link -New Zealand lets Kiwis have their say.

If Breasts Could Talk They'd, ah, ah, What?
The first thing that came out of my mouth when I saw the latest Reebok EasyTone ad (above, semi-NSFW)"What?! No way." But I was wrong, so, way. The premise: your ass looks so good thanks to your Reebok EasyTones that your breasts are jealous. Just like a product manufacturer to play up a woman's product by showing close-ups of supple female bits. Ladies, ladies, can't we all be happy, together? No, we can't, because all women are in competition with one another, even the chest versus the buttocks. The only ladies who aren't against eachother: the left and the right. If one of them goes down, the whole ship goes with it. This ends now. More: