We're thankful for you. And the Muppets.
Stay with it till the end. I promise you it's worth it. Happy Thanksgiving from us and ours to you and yours.

PETA says "Don't eat a turkey this year." I just say, "Pass the gravy."
Sheesh PETA, this spot's righteous indignation is at about 50 and I need it closer to 4. For the record, I have no problem with vegetarianism. (I myself dabbled in it. Not in 'Nam of course.) It's just that I just don't want to be made to guilty for taking part in something as American as Thanksgiving.*BuzzFeed is reporting that NBC won't air it.

American Copywriter #65 is Hot.
The Crotchety Old Edition That's right, episode 65(ish) is out and available for your listening skills. Don't diss, check it out posthaste. Make sure you're subscribed (or resubscribed) on iTunes. Notes:0:00 Juno Music and Titles3:27 Interlude I: Wakarusa5:23 Police Academy Noise Mouth Guy9:00 Deutsch Wins VW. Tug channels Jason Elm.13:38 The Point of the Story16:05 Taylor Swift etc.20:56 Interlude II: JJ's Halloween

My day-to-day life in 5 simple words.
"Strawberry Flavored Juice Drink Blend"Take a second and read them again. Done? Good. Let's proceed.These words appear in the photo below (centered, just above the tree line) and on the front of every Strawberry Capri Sun pouch being produced at the moment. But why do they resonate so well with this young copywriter? Well, let's think about how they were created: It all started when Mr. Ca

Attention Media: Quit fucking trying to terrify parents.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Am I sick and tired of the media's constant attempts to scare the shit out of us. The latest target: Rice Krispies. Seems they've got an added antioxidant claim on their box. (Antioxidants, if you didn't know, are being pimped hard lately because they theoretically help keep you from getting sick by strengthening your immune system.)