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This blog is for a reader who needs a break from life, work, kids, husbands, wives, politics, and other blogs. This blog is serving as an outlet for all of my pent up energy (this is mostly a selfish endeavor) and, I hope, entertaining some people (thanks for reading, Mom and Dad!). I post real stories, fictional stories, fictional news, original artwork (haha) and conversations that I have with my husband and sometimes customer service dolts – if I find them amusing and worth repeating.

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

CLOSE UP: An Interview with Alissa Miles

On this particular morning, I walked into the cafe and found Alissa sitting in the back. She’d already gotten herself a coffee. She was holding the cup with both hands, still feeling the chill from outside. She was wearing jeans and a fabulous off white sequined top under the perfect navy blazer ...

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

But My Baby Needs Those Platform Heels!

Over the past few months, my husband and I have come to the realization that no, we’re not going on that over-seas trip because we’re having a baby! We’re not installing new kitchen cabinetry because we’re having a baby! We’re not fencing in our backyard because we...

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

“TOGA! TOGA!”

In our household, updating the Netflix queue is just about as important as taking a shower, which is very important – especially during the summer. Every time I run across a movie, a classic movie that The Hubbs hasn’t seen I’m astonished. How have you made it this far in life wi...

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

Microorganisms and A New Camera

It’s almost time for second breakfast, so I’ll keep this short. Destro went swimming in the river. Destro went swimming in the river and got a microorganism up his you-know-what. Destro went swimming in the river and got a microorganism up his you-know-what that caused a bladder infecti...

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

Swimming With Grandma

It’s so hot. Sooooo hot. It’s the kind of hot where you sweat when you step out of the shower, which makes me believe that showering may be a waste of time. And, it’s only June. It’ so hot that I considered joining a pool, something I didn’t think I would need to do ...

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And So They Did... · 1Y ago

Clip This

My house was filled with estrogen this weekend as I hosted a girls’ weekend get-away for my closest friends. As promised there was a lot of laughter, some booze and a stirrup pants sighting at the mall. Bonus activities included an impromptu fashion show in my living room and laughing at old...

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And So They Did... · 2Y ago

Give Me Cookies And I’ll Show You My Rack

One of the members of my writing group wrote a personal essay about taking her 85 year old mother bra shopping. What an experience. Can you imagine? It was a great topic and got me thinking about a bra fitting my mother made me go to when I was 12. “Mom! Close the door!” “Oh, [...]

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And So They Did... · 2Y ago

ANGRY NURSE

Do not, whatever you do, do NOT NOT NOT piss off the nurse with the giant needle. Let’s start here: My medical history involves a few fainting spells. My mother would correct me by saying, “Those weren’t ‘spells’. You dropping to the ground like someone had suddenly ripped out all of your bones an...

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And So They Did... · 2Y ago

4GTMENT – How Could We?

Instead of complaining about the neighbor kid’s propensity to ring your door bell every three seconds until you answer it just to take a second and tell you Good Morning and did you forget to mention that this occurs every morning. At 7AM. Instead of talking about his creepy eyes and weird deep voi...

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And So They Did... · 2Y ago

Shut Up And Pass The Peas

This weekend, if your grandmother tells you she has an egg hunt planned for you and your boyfriend, don’t believe her. She’s just lost her dentures again and is going to make you find them. Your little cousin will bite the ears off the chocolate bunnies and then place them back in the centerpiece...

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