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Ant's Rants bulldozes through artifice, dung, and drivel as it is served to us by mainstream media. Politics, religion and celeb-u-nots all take their turn between the cross-hairs. Convention and conformity get a much needed twist in an increasingly stodgy and mundane world. At times, it is so bizarre that it all makes sense. It is truly where the Profound and Profane Collide.

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Ant's Rants · 3W ago

Top Ten Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said While Trying To Sell My House

Top Ten Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said While Trying To Sell My House.

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Ant's Rants · 3W ago

Top Ten Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said While Trying To Sell My House

“Laminate floors are pretty resistant to blood and semen stains. You’ll never guess what happened in that corner over there.” “House is pre-wired for illegal cable. Oh, and the fart fans have industrial strength motors.” “The crack house next door is a waste of money, don’t bother. The neighborhood

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Ant's Rants · 1M ago

Once a Dick, Always a Dick

Today we mourn a death, but shall also ridicule a life. Or perhaps a career would be a better term although I’m not so sure that Dick Clark really did anything resembling an actual occupation. A human life has passed and with that comes the inevitable weight of sadness even as many of us had [...]

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Ant's Rants · 6M ago

Bubbles The Chimp Speaks Out About Life With Michael Jackson And Discusses His New Tell-All Book

“Hiding Bananas: Life with Michael Jackson” is a recently released tell-all book by Bubbles the Chimp and published by Cheezee Books. The first time author and longtime simian companion of the late pop star pulls no punches as he details life with the controversial performer. No stone is left untur

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Ant's Rants · 7M ago

State Congress To Spend Millions On Ass Covers

“We all know the infrastructure of this country is falling apart but nobody knows where to start fixing it!” barks Congressman Billy Jack Jurkis. “Well, I believe in leading by example. My bill proposes to modernize public restroom conditions throughout this great state of ours. Right now, we got a

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Ant's Rants · 11M ago

LOCAL DRUG DEALERS PROTESTING DOG SHIT IN THE PARKS

Dozens of area drug dealers have banded together to formally protest the mass quantities of un-scooped dog shit littering city parks. The group insists that their livelihood is being threatened by the minefield of turds that pepper the pathways on which they conduct business. Although irresponsible

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Ant's Rants · 1Y ago

Top Ten Tips For A Successful Job Interview

A shot of whiskey helps get the smell of beer off your breath Ask your interviewer if pants are required by the company dress code Suggest Wedgie Wednesday as part of Theme Week to help boost employee morale Dress for Success: denim cut-offs, rope belt and riding boots are a must! Compliment the f

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Ant's Rants · 1Y ago

New Year’s Resolutions… and other fairy tales

Happy New Year, suckers! It’s New Year’s Day, the official bullshitter’s holiday. On no other day of the year do more people shovel shit than on the first day of the year (or the last day of the year, if they planned ahead.) Who is shitting who, you ask? Well, anybody that reserves a special [...]

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Ant's Rants · 1Y ago

Rudolf and the Racist Reindeer: A Christmas Story

Damn those Christmas Carolers! Have they no clue what they are even singing about? They cluelessly croon along to Rudolf, The Red-Nosed Reindeer without a shred of remorse. Either they are completely aloof or they are part of the grand conspiracy to marginalize the less desirable members of our soc

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Ant's Rants · 1Y ago

Photo Phunk: Bongs, Taxes and the Alaskan Killing Machine

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