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Dave Turner is a comedy writer who'd like to create something meaningful, but the knob gags keep getting in the way. Writing armyofdave.com helps him deal with modern life without resorting to shouting at the traffic.
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Army of Dave

English - Comedy, Film, Television
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Army of Dave · 3M ago

The Film Geek Pub Crawl

Hello You. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I hope you’re well. Have I got that multi-million pound book/film deal since I last wrote? No. Have I been pissing around on the internet? Of course. My Better Half and I are getting married in a few months. I know. I’m still stunned too. Traditionally, the [
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Army of Dave · 6M ago

Back To The World of Dreams

I am so tired, my eyelashes hurt. The London Screenwriters’ Festival is over and all I have to show for it is sleep deprivation, a pocket full of other people’s business cards and a devastated bank balance. Actually, I came away with a lot more. What have I learned? Well, writers really, really, REA
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Army of Dave · 7M ago

Four Nights In August Awesomeness

Remember the screenwriting contest for the London Screenwriters’ Festival? Remember how there was a film-making contest based on the winning scripts? Well, click here to gaze in wonder at the entries. Twenty three bad boys to point your eyes at. I’m completely stunned by the different tones, styles
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Army of Dave · 7M ago

Everything You Need

The London Screenwriters’ Festival is taking place over the weekend of 28th – 30th October. As I’m so poor church mice throw loose change at me, I entered their Four Nights in August screenwriting contest in an attempt to snag a ticket to the event because – well – it’s an awesome place to go. [...]
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Army of Dave · 8M ago

Oh. Hello, There

I know I said I wouldn’t leave you, but I’ve been creative over at The Death Guide To Life. I think there might be some funny stuff there. There are some jokes about sloths. How many websites can claim that? Apart from SlothJokes.com. If you have a couple of minutes, why not have a read? And then [.
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Army of Dave · 9M ago

The Army of Dave Guide To Parenthood Part 2

A while ago, I wrote a Guide to Parenthood for those with babies. I now feel it is time to pass on some more wisdom. As Kids A-C have grown older, it has become important for boundaries to be established. My research (Googling ‘If you can hear me, help me Supernanny’) shows that parents should [...]
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Army of Dave · 9M ago

The Death Guide To Life

I’ve started another blog. Look, it doesn’t mean I love you any less. It’s called The Death Guide To Life and you can find it here. The plan is to group together articles that answer all the Big Questions that Death can help with. They’ll then be put together, expanded upon and published in a [...]
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Army of Dave · 9M ago

Jokes Vs. Social Media

2nd April 2002   11th August 2011 Before Twitter and Facebook, you’d come up with a joke about a current event and think “Hmmm. Too soon?”. Now, you come up with a joke and think “Hmmm. Too late?” I’m still not sure whether the world is ready for that Queen Mum reference, though. Filed under: [...]
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Army of Dave · 9M ago

Marketing Me

Hello! Well, you’ll be happy/unhappy/ambivalent to know that the Death Twitter account reached its target of 20,000 followers last week and is still growing. I’ll be lying if I said I wasn’t grinning like an idiot when it happened. Thank you one and all. Work on the book proposal is in full swing so
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Army of Dave · 9M ago

Army of Dave’s 2nd Birthday Celebrity Special

Hi. I’m Simon Cowell. When I’m not destroying music for generations to come, covering the land in a blanket of blandness like some mediocre Lord Voldemort, there’s nothing I like more than return to my large mansion – bought with the tears of a thousand crushed dreams – and burn paintings and origin
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