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Author Phil Torcivia's Blog I'm one relationship disaster away from a third cat.

English - Relationships, Dating, Humor
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Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 3M ago

Think of Trump as your Fiancé

Think of Trump as the man who just proposed to you, his woman (US citizens). He convinced you to accept his marriage proposal by: Telling you how awful your ex-boyfriend treated you, and ins...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

Remote Diddling

I found this cool app for my Amazon Fire that allows me to stream all sorts of goodies and baddies. I admit to enjoying a bit of pornographic material, and the app gives me a window into a n...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

It’s How You Finish

In any shitty situation, remember that shittiness can be overcome and forgotten with a strong finish. This year may have started with financial and marital woes, but ended with a promotion a...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

Go Where the Women Are

Very few women read books designed to help men find mates. That’s a shame. I’m sure they’d find them sometimes insightful and often funnier than anything I can come up with. I’m always looki...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

Land of Forgotten Ladies

Met a fine pair of self-described middle-aged women last night. That term “middle-aged” bugs me. I don’t mind being young or old, because those are based on my relative age to the describer....
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

Ditched

The term “young lady” changes meaning as I age. I’ve revised my calculation to this: If she could be my daughter, she’s young and, to her, I’m old. There’s no judgment associated. Let’s call...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

The Proper Hug

It’s weird to greet women I meet with my hand extended. Thanks to our Pervert in Chief elect, women often react to that by covering their cats, not extending their hands. I won’t bother tryi...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 6M ago

Walking Away from Angry Boys

Angry white boys spoke up and put the angry orange boy in the White House. Nobody likes dealing with angry people, but some of us are required to deal with them in the form of politicians, c...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 7M ago

Sedation or Suicide?

My reaction when people proudly say they’ve quit drinking is, “Good for you. More for me.” Same reaction when they quit gluten and bacon. Look, I’m not saying drinking is good for you—it’s g...
Author Phil Torcivia's Blog · 7M ago

Your Comfort Human

Every news channel is showing crowded airports. ’Tis the season to wait in lines. The new addition this year is this ridiculous thing called “The Comfort Dog.” Yes, this partly because I’m a...