The Brady Bunch Doesn't Have Nothin' On Us...
Here's the story of a tired lady, who was bringing up a directionally-challenged child. He was following the footsteps of his gender, H

My Newest GFCF Addiction
I just ate my weight in popcorn. And for good reason. I made the most delicious gluten and casein free delicacy known to man. Once the garlic stench dissipates from my mouth, I may have another trash can sized container...air popped all natural popcorn

I've Got A Spork, and I Know How To Use It
What's the only thing worse than catching your son's poop in your hands? Doing it for no good reason. I began shooting smoke out my ears earlier today. I was informed that the stool sample I worked so hard to collect cannot be used. Apparently, the kit had expired. And apparently, I'm losing my mind, because I never checked the expiration date. Although I would do it a thousand times again for my son (because he's SO worth it), it's still painful. So, if you need to contact me for any reason within the next few days, I'll be in the bathroom shoveling shit again.

It's a Girl
I was right (and from what my husband says, it's a usual occurrence...was he being sarcastic, here?). It's a girl and her name is going to be Ayla. Someone needs to stop me, because I've been out of control (with food and browsing). I've found some of the biggest hair bows kno

And You Thought Your Life Was Dull
Let's talk about cleaning. I've been on a toilet/poop writing spree for long enough. I got some samples the other day from Shaklee. If you're a regular follower on my blog (and you should be!), you'll know that smells are really bothering me, es