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Barbs Blast · 1M ago

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Hooray! You can now read this blog on my new, improved, sexier, funnier barbbest.com! JOIN US there  ->  ->  ->  barbbest.com Just Click, Like, Subscribe & Join the fun at  barbbest.com THANK YOU!            See you there!    :) —->    —->    —->  www.barbbest.com And follow me on Twitter @HaBarb
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Barbs Blast · 2M ago

Pharmacy Funk

So Many Ticked off Weary Texters Feigning Satisfaction Standing for over an hour in a ridiculously long line at the hospital pharmacy? (Thank God for smart phones.) So what if you were just released from the ICU after a week’s stay that was life-saving but spirit-numbing? You may resume your normal
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Barbs Blast · 2M ago

Follow the Funny - Video

Reblogged from Barb's Blast: Twitter’s 140 character limit demands a specific, concise form of comedy writing that is demonstrated in the one-liner, epigram and aphorism. Comedians and comedy writers are skilled at this form. My video homage: Steve Martin elevates Twitter to an art form with clever
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Barbs Blast · 2M ago

PunEmployed

Will work for chocolate… With unemployment and underemployment so high, many of us are reinventing ourselves professionally. Baby Boomers, I’m not just talking to you! You may need to rethink your life mission, your calling, your purpose. Have you perhaps considered these little known professions? 
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Barbs Blast · 3M ago

The Scarlet Letter

In Scrabble, the letter “F” merits a respectable four points. There are only two “F” tiles in the game set, which makes the number of words you can form with the letter “F” relatively limited. In the real world, the “F” word is everywhere. In the evolution of the English language, when did “Oh, darn
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Barbs Blast · 3M ago

Sweet Talk

Gotta love romance in advertising.  Sweet talk seduces us. This sharp little Mini Cooper S Convertible is officially “Champagne“ colored. However accurate they may be, the words “Beige,” “Fungus,” and “Urine” don’t seem to have the same attraction as “Champagne.” I hope the paint doesn’t have a lot
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Barbs Blast · 3M ago

What Women Want

Gunfire is illegal, so here’s a poem in celebration of Valentine’s Day.   WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? What do women want, dude? I’ll tell you! Kill the black widow spider Smash the horse fly Wrestle that ’gator in yonder lake Slice the venom-spitting snake.   Pulverize the prowler In one Superman swoop, No
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Barbs Blast · 3M ago

Ain’t That Rich?

In dire economic times, professionals may employ downright crazy strategies to save (steal) money. A penny saved is worth five to fifteen in the slammer. According to the Associated Press, 1-24-12: “A former dentist in Massachusetts has pleaded guilty to Medicaid fraud for using paper clips instead
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Barbs Blast · 4M ago

My Funny Valentine

Guess what?  Only 3 weeks to go…  will you be my funny valentine? The reviews are rolling in… GRADY HARP, Hall of Fame Reviewer, says: “One of those `must have’ books not only because it is terrific reading but also because it has a lot to say about contemporary relationships. Kudos to a crew of [..
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Barbs Blast · 4M ago

No Tiger Mom Needed!

  Your kid doesn’t need a “Tiger Mom” to berate or shame him or her into being a good student. They don’t need to be workaholics or spend all their time on homework, test prep, calculus or – God forbid – the violin! All they need is a desire to succeed, positive motivation, respect, common [...]
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