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barsetshirediaries · 6d ago

Oscar and the Flying Fish

16/07/2012       First of all I want to get things clear. If I’m to tell you my story you have to promise not to repeat it. It’s not that I really did anything wrong, it just that there … Co...
barsetshirediaries · 1W ago

Oscar and the Hangover

10/07/2012     For once I have to admit what happened was my own fault. I’d been catnapping most of the bright time and only realised I hadn’t been out to take my exercise until the dark tim...
barsetshirediaries · 2W ago

Honest Oscar. Would you buy a used chariot……?

2/7/2012  I’m not quite sure what Ginger means when he says of me “Would you buy a used chariot from this cat”. Everyone knows I’m the very definition of probity. I confess there are times i...
barsetshirediaries · 3W ago

Anniversary apologies.

Where I thought it was 5.37 am this morning, I got up to find I should wear my glasses to bed. It was 1.37 am and I probably hadn’t been asleep above 90 minutes.  I started work and came acr...
barsetshirediaries · 3W ago

Penny’s day of Reason

26/6/2012   I had a dream. I dwelt in a land of peace. It went like this…………..     The humans ( whom that daft cat calls Longlegs) went out quite early this morning.  It’s possible they had ...
barsetshirediaries · 1M ago

Oscar and The Day of Accidents

  25/06/2012     Things happen. They can’t always be helped and sometimes there’s no avoiding them. I may have been having a time where my attention was not as it should be but personally I ...
barsetshirediaries · 1M ago

Oscar’s Joke.

6/18/2012     There was a robbery. My ‘The Her ‘ and ‘The Him’ were out doing whatever it is they do when they’re not here, which is far too often if you ask me. No matter how many patrols …...
barsetshirediaries · 1M ago

Oscar’s Lazy Day

11/06/2012     The great hunter placed his body low to the ground. With the quiet instilled by years of training and centuries of animal instinct he pulled himself through the undergrowth ba...
barsetshirediaries · 1M ago

Compromises and Adjustments

5/6/2012     No-one could accuse me of being obstinate or refusing to accept a truth. With that in mind I have been able to come to terms with the fact that the rodents are here to stay, and...
barsetshirediaries · 2M ago

Introducing Amy’s Family

31/05/2012     Hello again every one. In case you’ve forgotten my name is Amy and I’m leader of the Rat Pack. After having been a little unhappy over the name the humans refer to groups of m...