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Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Friday Frivolity – A Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions)

Yep, it’s that time of year again to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important
to keep mentally ...
Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – Remembering Charles Schulz’s Wisdom

Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – Golf Is Not Life, It’s More Important

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.  The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”  The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”  The seco...
Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – A.A.A.D.D. – Know The Symptoms!

Thank GOD there’s a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look ove...
Berg's Blog · 6d ago

Day Brightener – The Cynical Philosopher

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number? ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom...
Berg's Blog · 6d ago

Day Brightener – Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using A Small Beretta Pistol

Here is another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. ...
Berg's Blog · 6d ago

Day Brightener – Score One For The Good Guys

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind and asks….. Student: “Sir, do you really understand every...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Friday Frivolity – Sometimes A Blond Joke Is Not Wise

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Gentleman Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a… while, he yells to...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Pick Your Politician And Insert Here – I Picked Nancy Pelosi

A woman was playing golf when she took a 
big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the U.S. Congress that included Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi quickly stepped forward and h...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener- Always Choose A Memorable Password!

A wife helps her husband install a new computer.Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, h...