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Berg's Blog · 3d ago

Day Brightener – Questions That Haunt Me!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for et...
Berg's Blog · 3d ago

Bonus Day Brightener – President’s Day Defined

Berg's Blog · 3d ago

Day Brightener – Honeymoon Train Trip To Florida

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends Giovanni said, “Hey   Luigi, how wasa da...
Berg's Blog · 3d ago

Day Brightener – Repairing The Damage From A Hunting Accident

Lyle was hunting geese up in the Northern Minnesota woods.  He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked t...
Berg's Blog · 1w ago

Day Brightener – Just Try Reading This Without Laughing Until You Cry!

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw so...
Berg's Blog · 1w ago

Friday Frivolity – The Irish Divorce

A man in Ireland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of mis...
Berg's Blog · 1w ago

Day Brightener – Three Nuns After A Fatal Accident

Three nuns are driving back from a food kitchen late at night.  Out of the darkness a truck runs a red light and t-bones them.  All three are killed instantly and awaken to find themselves s...
Berg's Blog · 1w ago

Day Brightener – Some Humorous Perspectives As We Grow Older

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – The Value Of A #2 Pencil

Carol was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. “Tell me, Carol, who created t...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Don’t Despair

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As s...