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Berg's Blog · 1d ago

Bonus Day Brightener – Dysfunction Anyone?

I was listening to Bill Bennett this morning and he came up with what I think is a great line. An irishman is walking down the street and sees two men fighting. He walks up and asks – “is th...
Berg's Blog · 1d ago

Day Brightener – Stunning Senior Moment

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation...
Berg's Blog · 1d ago

Day Brightener – A Twofer – Two Cab Driver Stories

A passenger in a taxi reached forward and gently tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed, nearly veered into the ditch and came to a stop just short of a building. The shaking...
Berg's Blog · 1d ago

Day Brightener – Sometimes Actuality Belies Our Words!

Berg's Blog · 1d ago

Day Brightener – OMG! I Need A Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasn’t perfect they got along very well. One day he rushed to the solicitor’s and asked him if he could arran...
Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Day Brightener – Eating In The 1950’s

Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. Taco? Never saw one till I was 15. Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere. Bananas and oranges only appe...
Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Day Brightener – Is Turnabout Fair Play?

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Adelaide University .On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the ...
Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Friday Frivolity – The Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large and beautiful parrot.  There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner look...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Wonderful English From Around The World

Cocktail lounge , Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE F...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Lest You Get The Feeling That You’re Starting To Lose It

I No Longer Feel Quite So Stupid!  And One of My Favorites And as soon as this happens – Retire with dignity Forward these to someone you know who could use a good laugh…