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Berg's Blog · 11h ago

Day Brightener – It Usually Pays To Put Brain In Gear Before Putting Mouth In Motion

Here are five reasons why everybody, but in these cases a woman, should think before they speak. The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the wo...
Berg's Blog · 11h ago

Day Brightener – The World We Live In!

“Hello! Gordon’s pizza?” “No sir it’s Google’s pizza.” “So it’s a wrong number? Sorry” “No sir, Google bought it.” “OK. Take my order please” “Well sir, you want the usual?” “The usual? You ...
Berg's Blog · 11h ago

Day Brightener – Two Wood Peckers Debate Which Country Has The Hardest Trees

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck...
Berg's Blog · 11h ago

Friday Frivolity – Whiskey Philosophy – Great quotes properly attributed

Berg's Blog · 4d ago

Bonus Day Brightener – Dysfunction Anyone?

I was listening to Bill Bennett this morning and he came up with what I think is a great line. An irishman is walking down the street and sees two men fighting. He walks up and asks – “is th...
Berg's Blog · 4d ago

Day Brightener – Stunning Senior Moment

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation...
Berg's Blog · 4d ago

Day Brightener – A Twofer – Two Cab Driver Stories

A passenger in a taxi reached forward and gently tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed, nearly veered into the ditch and came to a stop just short of a building. The shaking...
Berg's Blog · 4d ago

Day Brightener – Sometimes Actuality Belies Our Words!

Berg's Blog · 4d ago

Day Brightener – OMG! I Need A Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasn’t perfect they got along very well. One day he rushed to the solicitor’s and asked him if he could arran...
Berg's Blog · 1w ago

Day Brightener – Eating In The 1950’s

Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. Taco? Never saw one till I was 15. Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere. Bananas and oranges only appe...