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Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – Swanky Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said ...
Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – The Difference Between Potentially And Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if sh...
Berg's Blog · 2d ago

Day Brightener – Certain Words Have More Than One Meaning

Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately sta...
Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Day Brightener – Somewhat Satirical But Seriously Funny Senior Citizen Cartoons

Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Day Brightener – A Few Medical Cartoons To Start The Day

Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Day Brightener – Some Sophisticated Observations Offered By Our Sports Heroes

Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said : “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.” “Last year we couldn’t wi...
Berg's Blog · 5d ago

Friday Frivolity – Deep Thoughts And Deductive Reasoning In Retirement

I mowed the lawn today. Then I sat down, took a break and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the suds inspired me to some deep thinking. My wife came outside for a momen...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Watch Your Language – A New Guide To Politically Correct Speech

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America; Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES’ and/or ‘REDNECKS”. You must now...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Bonus Day Brightener – The Blonde Flight Attendant

The blonde flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty...
Berg's Blog · 1W ago

Day Brightener – Money Isn’t Everything?

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.  He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the part...