BEST DAY EVER THANKSGIVING: Did Grandma Ever Tell You About The Time She Rode A Tractor Through The
Larry King is sure to have a Thanksgiving to remember now that Tyra Banks has taught him to “smize”. That is pretty huge considering he was at the first one (I’m thankful “Larry King is old” jokes are so easy). Forgot all those awkward moments from last night when you were talking to old high school classmates and watch these actually funny clips that Frangela and the other Best Day Ever comedians are thankful for this year: VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos

Adam Lambert: On The AMAs, Makin’ Out, Gaga, and Glee
A few months ago, my personal world was rocked when American Idol’s Adam Lambert stepped off of his mirror-balled spaceship and stepped onto the very ground we VH1 immortals tread, pausing briefly to give us an interview that would forever change our lives. Much has happened since

AD WIZARDS: Jeeps Ain’t No Reality TV!
I already ranted about the ridiculousness of this Jeep commercial, but their new nonsensical “I Live. I ride. I am” campaign isn’t slowing down, it’s only getting worse. Check out this more recent ad, entitled “Reality.” Seriously. So much of television is reality television have you noticed that?? What is the deal with all of this reality television? Remember the good old days when it was like M*A*S*H? If you need me I will not be watching tv I will be in my JEEP:

Why I Hate Fantasy Football, Chapter #967,801
My lifelong abusive relationship with fantasy football resulted in another black eye this week (not figuratively – Yahoo physically punched me in the eye, causing it to bruise). I’ve played fantasy in some form every year since 9th grade, completely ignorant of my own adage that only two possible outcomes can result from playing fantasy football: 1) You lose, and are pissed. 2) You win, and no one cares. When you l

Glee Going on 4 Month Hiatus; Gays Self-Induce 4 Month Coma
Fox has sent out their 2009-2010 Midseason Schedule. And for the most part, it looks pretty standard: 89% of the programming being alotted to Seth McFarlane’s diarrhea, with the remaining 11 percent being doled out to Ryan Seacrest (fine by us). But one note took us completely by surprise: “GLEE” ROCKS ITS FALL FINALE WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9 AND RETURNS WITH ALL-NEW EPISODES TUESDAY, APRIL 13 Sorry, what?