The Day Of Reckoning
Yesterday was one of those days where each event that took place was even weirder than the next. Perhaps the planets were aligned into the shape of a mullet. I'm sure you felt it. That tangible electrical charge that coursed through your veins while you went about your nor

Survivor 20 Cast Revealed!
Heaven has smiled down on me today my friends. It's as if unicorns and fairies fluttered down from the clouds, sat on my lap, stroked my hair, and said, "Today we make all your dreams come true." Bliss, I tell you, pure bliss. What in the sam hell am I talking about? The cast of Survivor 20 has been revealed bitches!The premise is simple: Heroes vs. Villains. *giggles and claps* Seriously, what have I done to deserve this? It practically writes itself!OK OK no more lollygagging. I give you the CAST OF SURVIVOR 20!HEROES:Colby Donaldson (Survivor: Australia)Rupert Boneham (Survivor: Pearl Islands)Stephanie

Behold Satan's Mullet!
Some people would argue that the greatest invention of all time was the Printing Press or maybe something like the disposable diaper. I, however, am more inclined to appreciate the genius that is air conditioning, reality television, Jem (she's truly outrageous), contraception, and black feather boas (they're

Who's Erik?
Yesterday a strange phenomenon took place here in the bustling metropolis that is Northern Virgina. It rained while it was sunny outside. I love it when this happens because not only does rain seem to materialize out of thin air, but something lifts the veil between the normal and the paranormal. Sometimes you'l

There's A New Chief In Town
"Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well." GandhiGandhi. Some old bald guy who try to overcome tyranny with peace and hummus (I think). He sought to rule through love and compassion and, if I'm not mi