Being 30
I have almost forgotten the fact that i have a blog. Well, a raunchy blog, that the people of my kind love visiting.. or at least to check me out.Yes i did turn 30 three days ago. I feel awefuckinsome. Not only because i can now call myself a woman, but also because i like this part of my life, where everything is not just about getting married and most importantly-- get fat (after i give birth of course). Other than that, it's the party of course, where i felt like i was Miley Cyrus or something. Well who says i don't like attention.Hmm.. You can't just lie about loving birthday gifts, regardless in what form they come in. In this case, i've passed the stage where i

Truth Hurts, So Does Brazilian Wax
So, did anyone like what i wrote in my earlier post?Bet no one does! Well this isn't about how much i hate men, and it's not about which side i'm on either.It's about the truth, which can be painfully true, yet difficult to swallow. Ahem... not "that" kind of swallow though.So i watched The Ugly Truth with Metal Man who i literally work with, believe it or not, i keep thinking about how influential chick flicks are to me. The main male character for instance, keeps reminding me of how hurtful truth can be . I bet 98% of the time, i've been living in denial - not wanting to accept things which are absofuckinlutely obvious to the rest of the people i know. Being an oblivious

When I Actually Don't Give A Fuck
So wedding bells are ringing everywhere, good for them.And i just remembered something - it's from the Personal Training marketing workshop i attended last week. Sitting on my ass for more than for hours is not really my favourite thing to do but i did it anyway because i think it would be very beneficial for me. So we were given a simple task to figure out some hot headlines that we can think of to market our service. Being an obvious jerk, i came up with "Get Fit Before You Commit" and " How To Not Lose Your Husband In Three Months" . I could probably cater to brides/grooms to be. I thought that was hilarious, at least they laughed. *LOL*.So yeah, back to the getting mar