Jammin'
Taking off for some R'n'R. Back Dec. 2. Please give to the Star's Santa Claus Fund. And, whatever you do, hold the fort.

Rapier Wit II
Via Broadsheet: ''Gang rape.'' Har-har. I bet this girl thought it was a blast. And this woman too. UPPITY WOMAN DATE: Had to share this comment from friend Camille Tovee when I posted this video on my Facebook profile: That was beyond disturbing. And yet, when an actual rape does happen, they're so quick to dismiss it. I guess it's only a crime if their pocketbooks are involved.

Beyond the pale
Trying not to take this personally ...

Rapier Wit
ABC's Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is 37. She has a son who is 18. Do the math. Now watch this clip from Wednesday's The View: What's so funny, Whoopi, Babs and the rest of you? This is a joke? A 13 year old getting raped and pregnant is a JOKE? Or maybe because it's not, you know, rape-rape, it's ahahaha funny. At least Whoopi choked on this one.

Bully for Cheri DiNovo!
I'll spare you the Michael Bryant jokes circulating in Ontario's pit bull-loving circles. All I will say is, the former Liberal attorney-general who championed the misguided legislation that banned bully breeds from the province at least gets a court hearing to defend himself from charges of ''criminal negligence causing death'' and ''dangerous operation of a motor vehicle causing death'' in connection with his fatal run-in with cyclist Darcy Sheppard. Any pit bull charged with killing...