I Know I Will

Just a little bit OCD
I’ve always suspected that the only reason my house ever gets messy is because my girls are piggish. Now that they are spending several days a week at their Dad’s house, I finally have the proof. While they are gone, the house is spotless. The second they get home, it’s like a bomb went off. Their Dad says the same thing happens at his house. Is this all kids? Or just mine? My (much older) sister tells me I was this way as a teenager. Of course, I totally don’t believe her, because, you know, she probably says shit like that because she is jealous that I am so much younger and prettier than she is. Pffft! Sibling rivalry! And because I am now much more tid

Dangerous People

Happy & Jealous
Happiness… Eliana (my great-niece) who is 1 1/2 can now say Aunt Bunnie! And it is so freaking cute. I love her! Jealousy… Watching Anthony Bourdain, No Reservations and he is Laos. I would love to go to Laos. I would love to go to Laos with Anthony Bourdain. The last untouched place in Asia. Lucky bastard!

The Happiest People on Earth
The happiest people on earth live in Copenhagen, Denmark. (Well, according to some study and Oprah.) Really. I think I need to move. I am half Danish after all. I obviously have strong Danish genes. What makes them so damn happy?: Less space, less stuff, more life Not compelled to get married, more important to just be with the right person No big, over the top weddings No homeless Smallest gap between richest and poorest Happiest and also least religious country Deep belief in humanity Success is not measured by your financial wealth, but by creativity, intellect and how happy you are