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Carissa Jaded

English - Humor, Life, Thoughts
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Carissa Jaded · 3W ago

Why I will never sleep in the woods again…

The boyfriend and I have started a tradition of taking long walks during the week, partially as an attempt to work off the copious amounts of delicious food we consume on the weekends, but mainly for the opportunity to have a few hours alone as a breather from the rest of the week. I’ve loved [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 1M ago

“Yes and” Sometimes No

I keep pretty busy. Partly because I’m afraid that if I don’t keep going, I’ll fall back into a funk. But Mostly because I’m majorly obsessed with everything in my life right now. I’m like a fat girl at a buffet. I like everything so much I just keep stuffing myself and stuffing myself until [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 1M ago

Playin Ketchup

  I am officially the worst blogger in the entire universe. To be more precise, I’m probably the worst so-called blogger in all the universes in all the various time dimensions. And you know what? I don’t give a mosquito’s ass. (See I substituted the word “fly” for “rat,” because I kind of like rat’
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Carissa Jaded · 5M ago

Freak Flag-FLY!

  I used to spend a lot of time trying to come up with content for this thing. I didn’t want to come across as too sappy, or too emo, or too over the top. I should probably warn you that I no longer care. Sure, the ultimate goal is to share something humorous yet [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 5M ago

Life is but a song! Unless you’re an asshole.

If you know me at all, you know that I’m quite the songstress. I’m not implying that I have any sort of musical talent whatsover, In fact- I’m a downright horrible singer. But I don’t tend to let that stop me. And why would I? For what I lack in talent I make up for [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 5M ago

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you… I’m back!

Hello there world! I know, I know… it’s been a kazillion bajillion years since the last time I uploaded this ole’ blog. For a while there, life got so busy that I completely forgot about it. Then one day I googled myself to try to find an article I had published once upon a time… [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 5M ago

Test

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Carissa Jaded · 11M ago

Hi. I don’t know you but I will hug your face off.

For some reason people think I’m a lot more confident than I actually am. Don’t get me wrong, I have no qualms with acting a fool in front of strangers. I kind of thrive on those moments. In fact, in awkward situations with strangers, I tend to to start word vomiting up embarrassing and/or inappropr
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Carissa Jaded · 11M ago

Hovering over the cuckoo’s nest. And that’s OK.

  I’m sure all five of  you are just dying to know what the hell I’ve been up to for the past 6 months. I mean, it’s not like I could have spent EVERY SINGLE SECOND of my free time giving myself multiple nerdgasms watching Doctor Who. Well I probably could have, but then when [...]
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Carissa Jaded · 11M ago

I’ve Got to Break Free!!

I had a breakdown at the end of my first senior year of college. I had just finished failing algebra for the 4th time, and I was looking at an entire summer of leftover classes and working at the job from hell, literally. Ironically, the job that the devil built had the clever facade of [...]
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