Elmo Prequel Causes Controversey
The Sesame Workshop caused quite a stir this week, with their direct to video release of the film Elmo IV: The Jump Over Hell. Eager children and parents, hoping for a new cuddly adventure, were shocked by the graphic violence and adult themes that the story contained. Apparently, this prequel to the enormously popular children's television show Elmo's World attemps to answer the questions left open by the show. Whatever happened to the third Noodle brother? Why is Elmo red? What unsett

Podcasts Coming Soon
Coming soon: the official Chump Score Podcast! Audio podcasts will be available soon. Chicken McNugget sized audio goodness for your listening pleasure, more or less. Video podcasts are being considered. As Asia would say, "Only time will tell..." For now, check out the Chump Score theme song!

Chump Score - theme song
Check out the Chump Score theme song!

Why I'm Moving To Boulder
If you live in Boulder, Colorado, you can partake in the wonder that is Boulder Baked. This bake shop, or should we call it a "bake shop", delivers piping hot cookies to your door. True story. Dealing in what they describe as "crazy-good comfort food", they are (in their own words), "your late-night munchie headquarters". Delivery lasts until about 2 AM most nights. However, the delivery service doesn't start until 4 PM. I guess they don't believe in "wake and bake" in Boulder, or at least not in "wake and baked goods".

Meatballs and B.O. - The Story of Fry's
The electronics distribution scene changed forever when the ungrateful Fry brothers ditched daddy's supermarket idea and opened the Fry's Electronics chain. "Dad never really did know what he was doing," stated one Fry brother, "I mean, who wants to buy groceries?" When asked why they included a cafeteria in every store, David Fry responded, "We really wanted to create the most unpleasant shopping experience possible, and I think we achieved our goal...I'm not gonna lie, I'm proud of us right now. We started off by using Walmart as a tem