MJ's Guide to Qurbani (the Do's and Donts)
Qurbani tipsRemove your watch before Cutting. Trust me on this one.Dress Practically. High heels in general are impractical. On a farm more so.When you think youve washed your hands with enough soap. Wash again.It might cross your mind that a handful of course salt and some sunlight is all you need to convert that discarded sheep skin into a comfy car seat cover. Dont be retarded.Stop cutting once you've severed the Jugular. There is no need to behead the animal. You are not uploading an Al Qaeda audition videoWhen giving the sheep water, pour it into its mouth. do not sprinkle a few drops over it. You are not at a

Concerning Hollywood Love
What is the value of love if we do not act on it.Haste isnt always a bad thing. Maybe Aesop wrote stories with morals, and not morals with stories. Somebodies got to be the hare.Jaded people might scoff at the idea of love. Pass it off as a packaged creation of Hollywood, herding us into a jagged cave of consumerism. Love isnt what you see in the movies they say, bitter as they remind us that there is no Santa Clause. I dont know. For me, love is what I make of it. Sometimes its destructive, and sometimes it is sweet. And sometimes it is what I see in the movies.This is a list of the top grossing films of all time.1 Titanic 2 The

Things I Heart (2)
Gtalk Conversation with my 12 year old NieceJunaidMammoo: So, are you into this Twilight crap?Rumaysa: No ways, I love Harry Potter! have you read Beedle the bard? its so goodJunaidMammoo: I love you kid!

Say No to Superman
Where is now?The moment I actthat cold kryptonitethat jagged green rockThat i fling at SupermanSo I can cripple himand his stupid values, his interminable sincerityand his pointless strengthNone of which can save him now.Bye Bye Superman.I hope it was worth it.I hope you die.savagely.I dont want to be saved SupermanPut away your cape.I dont want to try SupermanPut away your cape.Dont fight it Superman.Dont struggle

I Heart This Song