Thinksgiving
Happy toikey day, Confusionauts! Whether you’re celebrating the stalwart drive of the European-American pilgrims, bemoaning the destruction of once proud native Americans, grinding your teeth in anticipation for some Normandy-style shopping tomorrow or just ready to chow the fuck down, may I be the first to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. I know you all want to get back to football or yams or dealing with kids from the Cosby show visiting your soup kitchen or whatever the hell Thanksgiving means to you, so today’s article is quick and light. Today I thought we’d look at some holiday fun facts about Thanksgiving! Enjoy!

Squidvertising
Maybe I’m weird. Maybe I like peanut-butter, pickle and mayonnaise sammiches and ukulele music from the 1930’s, maybe I spend my free time reading about Norse mythology and painting monsters setting each other on fire. Maybe. And maybe when someone mentions octopi, I immediately think “booze”. Is that really all that weird? There are some advertising agencies who might disagree. Two recent instances come to mind. First off, there’s this ad from Jameson, makers of Syd’s Whiskey of choice. Squidvertising There’s been a weird trend in booze commercials lately, what with Dos E

It’s Like I Don’t Give A Shit Anymore
When you board the bus, please for the love of Holy Jesus, please have your goddamn money or pass ready, for fuck’s sake.  Don’t stand there like a goddamn idiot for forty fucking minutes, digging through your pockets or your bag and holding up the goddamn bus.  I’d like to get home before the end of the fucking millennium, please. Here's a funny fucking picture. Laugh. Hey, asshole, stop talking to that hot chick just because her ti

Holiday Six-Pack (and one more)
Well Confusionauts, gird your loins, it’s that time of year again: The “Holiday Season”. Normally, this is the time of year where I sequester myself inside my apartment and throw knives at passerby who seek to wish me a happy holiday. And personally, I don’t see anything wrong with that, although the fines do tend to get a little pricey. Luckily for me, the last couple years I’ve discovered something wonderful to help me out with the holiday downers: Alcohol!

AdVsAd: You Can Book On It
Happy Sunday, Confusionauts. We’re going to do something a little bit different for today’s Ad Vs Ad feature. You see, normally we just put a couple TV ads from YouTube on here and make fun of how silly people used to dress in the past or something, but there’s far more to the wide world of advertising than merely television ads! For instance, there are gallons upon hogsheads of ads on the internet alone! Well, on parts of the internet that aren’t OUR site, at least. We’re too awesome to advertise for other people. Pretty much if we did any advertising on our site at all, it would be for more of our site, because we’re THAT awesome. Anyway, my point is