What’s Good for the Goose is Good for the Panderer…
Near my house is a park where I regularly take my kids to play, and like many parks with small lakes in them, this park is home to a number of wild geese. As I was walking around the lake the other day with my kids, we came upon a sign that declared the following: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE GEESE. Now, as a conservative and an individualist, these are just the sorts of rules I often take petty pleasure in breaking, but in this instance, the sign provided me with a reason for why I should o