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Craftastrophe · 2d ago

Good on Pastrami

Is that pink Swiss cheese around your neck, or did your scarf get eaten by very large, precise termites? The title lists “prom wedding bridesmaid.” Imagine: 1. What a social outcast you would be if you wore this to prom 2. What the wedding would look like where this was fashionable. There would be j
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Craftastrophe · 5d ago

There Be Dragons

When I saw this, I yelled “NOOOOOOOO!” This stuff is not coming back, is it? Look, I lived through the 1960s (well, I was a little kid) and it WAS NOT PRETTY. Do not go back there, kids. I beg of you. Those fashions are what made people use all those drugs. They did it [...]
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Craftastrophe · 1w ago

Holy Snacksifix

Not for use in exorcisms unless you want the demons to laugh at you. {Source} $25, eternal salvation not included Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES U
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Craftastrophe · 1w ago

Need a Hug?

Come here, give me a hug. A BIG hug. {Source} $21 I’l buy – but you owe me a sushi dinner Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY!GIVEAWAY!: C
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Craftastrophe · 1W ago

You Felt What?

When I said I wanted some jewelry that was ladylike, this wasn’t what I was thinking. Felt Vagina Vulva Brooches Here they are! These felt brooches are all one of a kind and unique, no two are alike (just like real vaginas!). Thanks to alert BlogMother Karen for this one. {Source} $5.00 Australian.
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Craftastrophe · 1W ago

I Don’t Think That’s a Dog…

Um, what? Rhodesian Ridgeback pendant made like my wife said to.No two are alike(hand made).Convo me for special requests.Roki Shoals ridgeback(sofa sluts) used for models.They will lay w/anyone. Ok, so THIS explains everything. {Source} $35 and a lifetime of explaining to do. Not the same, but stil
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Craftastrophe · 2W ago

What to wear on the second date if you don’t want a third

Barbie shoes bracelet. In festive colors. {Source} $12 and you’ll be home in time for Game of Thrones. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY
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Craftastrophe · 2W ago

“But you SAID…”

Stalker invitation pantyhose. {Source} $23 plus filing costs for the restraining order. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY!GIVEAWAY!: Coz
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Craftastrophe · 2W ago

Get a job. No, a better job.

Fingernail hoarding box, topped with real fingernails. I am a man who has reached his last resort of selling fingernails on the internet. With your generosity, I am hopeful that a man armed with a heap-o-debt, a low to average level of intelligence, and no marketable skills, can achieve the American
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Craftastrophe · 2W ago

Were you in an industrial accident, or are you getting married?

These were featured on Etsy’s home page: Bridal mittens? They look like these wrist guards I used to wear when my carpal tunnel syndrome was acting up. Of course, mine were “flesh” (if you’re a kind of dark tan white person) colored and involved more velcro, but still remarkably similar. {Source} $6
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