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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We’ve been saving this one for Thanksgiving time and you should know this story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria. (BuzzFoto)

Open Post: Hosted By A Turkey And A Split Ham
Let's all celebrate Thanksgiving early by biting into Ric Flair's overcooked ham. And you can wash it all down by drinking up the curdled leche running down his thighs. Somewhere in the world, Paula Deen is soaking in a tub full of melted butter thanking Cheesus that this was not the ham she was hit with. Here's more pictures from The Fat Old Turkey Showdown which happened in Australia yesterday.

The Trannycat Dolls Are Over
It's a good thing Miley Cyrus is still around, because how else are little girls going to learn that wearing pants is optional now that the Trannycat Dolls are about to get euthanized. According to Page Six, Nicole Scherwhateverwhocares is hitting the "ignore" button whenever the other trannycats call. Basically, Nicole wants to be the new Beyonce and the other trannies get the message. A source said, "It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the lime

Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover
Baby Smiley continued her mission of turning all of us into chola beauties by taking her Sharpie to Sandra Bullock's eyebrows on Lopez Tonight last night. Sandra agreed to the chola makeover, because she said she wanted to become "more Latin." I was waiting for my abuelita's chankla to hit her and George Lopez in the mouth after that was said. When Sandra came out as "La Nalgona," an oldies song didn't play in my head and I didn't flinch like a hot razor was about to slice my cheek open. You know, Sandra's canvas just doesn't have what it takes to pull off the chola look. S