Sioux Chef

Very Good Looking

Turnin' Blue

She Said — Miki Said: Dwarf Seeks Unicorn For LTR
If you don't remember or are just joining us, last week I had something of a contest. Instead of posting the usual back and forth commentary between PC and myself, I posted only the profile and asked you guys to flex your snark muscles.The commenter with the most 'thumbs up' ...

Fight Back, OkCupiders!
So there's this woman ok Okcupid, DarkDaughta - I don't remember what struck me about her initially, but she writes in her journal like it's a blog. I'm pretty sure it was some sort of clever blog entry she wrote, but I really don't recall. Anyway, she comes up on ...

Date Wreck: In Stereo
You know it's bad when someone has to edit their photo to encourage you to "view full pic" -- I swear to God, after this one, I'm going to revert back to younger folks, but lawd... The oldies have invaded OkCupid and I just have to write about it. Everyone, meet ...

He thinks I’m an Employment Counselor
I wrote this shortly after I re-created my profile on OKC. Before the bright shiny wore off, and before I was planning on writing for dw. I didn't save any of the datestamp info, unfortunately. BUT!!! He does still have the exact same profile up. It began slowly, but with a ...

Readers, Meet F-ck The What Fridays
New weekly series! Fuck The What Fridays Every Friday I will post the Date Wreckiest photo submission that I have received from the week's submissions. I want to include an actual line from their personal ad (with a link) and a clever one-liner to properly dress the wreck. If you've got a funny tagline ...