Sioux Chef

Very Good Looking

Turnin' Blue

Now Hiring
You know your life is in the shitter when, in order to find a potential long-term lovah, you've got to stoop to HIRING someone to be a part of your life. This is unbelievable. Before we get to the ad, go ahead and start playing the youtube video below. It'll be ...

It’s my birthday, but…
...I'm giving you guys a gift. I redid my Twitter. Ooh la la! Go. Look. Marvel. Compliment (if you MUST!) and then follow the wreckage there. But here's the fun part for you: Go here and find your favorite wreck. Repost it in the comments. Good god, I had SO much fun digging through ...

He Said — She Said: Peekshures
Jami: Do you guys know what makes The Personals Critic so brilliant? PC: Well, I got some Gingko Biloba to improve my memory, but I keep forgetting to take it. Jami: He says to me, "Why don't we do a whole post with just really terrible pictures?" And I'm all, "YES!" ...

What’s that? You DON’T want to hear about the color of his sphincter?
Well, damn... YOU must be a prude. Or something. Over-sharing in the new Myspace-kissy face. Seriously. rocyahsoul 34 / M / straight / Single Troy, Vermont (1000 miles) I am vegetarian, kind, and intellectual. My Self-Summary I'm Daniel Vincent Kelley. You can find me on facebook with that, I invite all friend requests. I'm into researching vital facts ...

Noooooooooo!
Damn! Damn! Damn! I got a HELL of a submission last night, but I wasn't home. I was able to view it on my G1 (holla!) and also able to snag the pictures, but spaced out on copying the text. This morning, I just KNEW it would be the perfect pre-Halloween scare ...