Ever Dream Of Shaq? You're Not Alone [Whimsy]
In the grand tradition of experimental Dirk Nowitzki fiction, we bring you something we can't explain. Student art project? Ramblings of a madman? Signs of the impending Ashaqalypse? Check your sanity at the door. In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of this man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one oc

San Diego Horndoggery Day Continues [Nfl]
Chris Chambers was released due to the Chargers concerns about his personal life: namely, some Fatal Attraction level stalking. He's got a restraining order out on his ex-girlfriend, after she sent "lurid" text messages to his wife. [SD Union-Tribune]

SDSU AD Gets His Mack On, At School Expense [College Football]
Jeff Schemmel is under fire for traveling for trysts with a married woman, while expensing the trips to San Diego State. That's gotta be some kind of recruiting violation. The Aztecs are looking into Schemmel's travel records, after they were subpoenaed as part of a divorce trial. The suit is part of the divorce proceedings of John David Lineberger, whose wife, Carolyn, said under oath in deposition testimony that S

Your Early Games Open Thread [Nfl]
It's Cardinals vs. Bears in the match-up of teams we try to talk ourselves into believing are good. But they're not. Meanwhile, thankfully, the Skins game has been confined to the Zaxby's region of the country. [The506]

It's Just Like "Never Been Kissed," With More Statutory Rape [High School Basketball]
We've all wished at one point or another that we could relive our high school days. But when you pose as a high school student to get another crack at a basketball scholarship, try not to land an underage girlfriend. That's what Anthony Avalos did. Perhaps watching the Yuma, Ariz., boys basketball team play, he thought to himself, "I could beat these kids." And, at 22 years old, he probably could. So he printed out a phony birth certificat