DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Bachmann Tea Party Signs
HuffPo has culled together the best-spelled worst of the worst protest signs from Michele Bachman’s Tea Party yesterday, which was designed to “scare members of Congress” into voting against healthcare reform. Our top three:

ROPID: Cuter Than A Baby Prawn
Meet Ropid (Rapid + Robot), a new robot just unveiled by scientists in Japan that jumps, responds to directions… …and is about 10,396,574 more adorable than your cousin. and fun to watch than your obnoxious little cousin with 1 year of ballet and 4 years of piano lessons under her belt, who your aunt dresses up in stupid party dresses every time there’s the teeniest, mundane family function going on–who she will HUSH AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR (sometimes even an NBA Playoff game) so that the little fucker can sing a song and dance it out, then follow with an encore presentasian of a plunked

Red Cliff Giveaway!!! Follow Us And Prosper
John Woo’s new film, Red Cliff, is now available on VOD, Amazon and XBOX Live and will open in theaters starting November 18, 2009. Red Cliff is film #3 in Magnet Releasing’s Six Shooter Film Series 2, and looks so awesome. View the trailer here: We are partnering with Magnet for a contest to offer a sweet prize package that includes: 1 full size RED CLIFF poster signed by John Woo (!!!) and the Magnet/Magnolia DVDs EXILED, CHOCOLATE and DYNAMITE WARRIOR. You’d be stupid not to want this. And entering the contest is easy! Follow @disgrasian on Twitter and post a tweet with the ha

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Johnny Damon
Wishing Johnny Damon a happy birthday is total fucking overkill. We refuse to do it. Here’s why: Johnny Damon and Joba the Hutt Chamberlain celebrate the New York Yankees’ 27th World Series title Imagine you’re Johnny Damon. You wake up today, and it’s your 36th birthday. You’re hungover, no, scratch that, you’re still drunk from the night before, because you raged into the wee h

Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven
First, sushi and Chinese herbs tried to poison Jeremy Piven, forcing the Entourage actor to drop out of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow last December. Then, the 44 year-old was photographed in Malibu with full-on man boobage this September, which he recently