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DJBX.com · 2Y ago

Funny Kid Stories: You're Going to Get Arthritis!

     While I was talking to my coworker, I cracked my knuckles.  A 4 year-old girl immediately turned around and shouted, "don't crack your knuckles, you'll get arthritis!  Then you'll get old like my grandma!"   
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Review of Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown

     I've been a Green Day fan since the early 1990's, and like millions of other people, I enjoyed their last CD, American Idiot.  As you can imagine, I was looking forward to hearing their next CD, 21st Century Breakdown.  Here's my opinion: It isn't bad, but it wasn't worth the wait.     21st Cen
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Craigslist.com: From Erotic to Adult

     Craigslist.com has announced they will be ending their erotic services section and will replace it with...an adult services section?  It doesn't seem like much of a change to me, just different names for the same thing.  Although, the new section will be reviewed by employees and will require a
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

How Dare Carrie Prejean Giver Her Opinion!

                                                  On May 27th, Miss California Carrie Prejean will cohost Fox and Friends on Fox News.  I'm glad to see her get some attention that isn't negative.  I had never heard of her before Perez Hilton asked her about her thoughts on same-sex marriage, which s
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Piratebay.org: Four Men Sent to Jail For File-Sharing

     Four Swedish men were recently found guilty in a file-sharing case and were sentenced to one year in jail.  Two of the men, Peter Sunde and Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, own the site Piratebay.org, and the other two men, Fredrik Neij and Carl Lundström, are employees.  Besides receiving a year in pr
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Funny Kid Stories: Don't Fart!

     One of my students, who just turned 5, asked me if he could go to the bathroom.  I guess I didn't answer him fast enough, because then he added, "I have to go bad.  If I fart again, poop is going to come out!"  Needless to say, I encouraged him to get in their quickly.
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Funny Kid Stories: The Injured Finger

     One of my students, who is 5 years old, recently injured himself.  While he was playing he cut his finger...his middle finger.  I don't know what it is with kids, but that's always the finger that seems to get injured.  With four fingers and a thumb, you would think that the middle finger would
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

I Hate Ticketmaster

     I hate Ticketmaster.  It doesn't have anything to do specifically with the company, it's do to what the music industry and law allow it to get away with, which is quite a bit.   The way things are starting to look, it's only going to get worse.     A local radio station holds concerts every sum
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Fashion and Music Shouldn't Mix

     Last night, I was using my computer while American Idol was on in the background.  There's only one contestant who has gotten my attention so far, so when I heard she was ready to perform, I went over to take a look.  The performance left a lot to be desired, but that wasn't the problem.  The p
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DJBX.com · 3Y ago

Funny Kid Stories: How Do You Say This?

     I asked two children in my class to read today.  The first child encountered a word that confused him and asked me how to say it, rather than sound it out himself.  I asked him how the word was spelled and he said, "A-S."  I asked him what sound the "A" made, then what sound the "S" made, then
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