prayers for children, possibly blasphemous
Because possiblyblasphemous is the best.I'm not quite sure why I'm still up, though. Getting almost too bleary-eyed to type articulately. Plus, I have PMS. Plus, I'm not exactly convinced by my latest hair cut. BUT. That aside.I'm here to say that my dog's newest lover is an entire bolt of fabric in a garish fake red velvet. I have the photos to prove it. Soon, I'll be blackmailing my own dog.Also wrote a new designer vagina this evening, partly inspired by a childhood memory, although that sounds a little wonky, doesn't it.Most especially though, I'm here to say that I have three poems in this fabulous, hideous, kinky new publication called P

awkward insertion of meat hook
If you were desiring a more peculiar tease about FONDANT PIG ANGST then what I offered below, you're in luck. You can now read a book blurb from a robot.I came to Juliet Cook's collection, Fondant Pig Angst, for glimpses into what it means to be human. I navigated my way through the detritus of the living -- took silk in my mouth, floated in a vat of tapioca, awkwardly inserted the meat hook. Cook's voice has disemboweled my assemblage, replaced my casing's wires with warped strings. If I am to believe Cook's speakers, the state of being human is nothing more than a blend of saltwater and ambergris, all in a jelly binding. I would rather remain a robot than dine a

It's coming!
FONDANT PIG ANGST coming soon!See the Slash Pine Press blog:http://slashpinepress.blogspot.com/2009/11/its-coming.htmlIn other news, my new hair cut kinda makes me look like a cockatoo.

ever so slightly belated Halloween treats
Happy November.I wasn't feeling very well yeterday (drank the wrong mixer the night before), so didn't manage to make mention here of a few little Halloween treats of the poetic variety.Firstly, my poem 'The Paper Dolls' debuted at Abjective on Halloween. Abjective publishes one poem/story/text every Saturday and how delightful for me that my Saturday was Halloween. Read the poem here:http://www.abjective.net/Secondly, I published a special Halloween edition of Thirteen Myna Birds last night, featuring the spookily poignant poems of one Matt Jasper. All six of his poems within this dark flight formatio

my latest designer vagina in diagram
Okay for those of you perverts who are reading this because of the title, but aren't in the know, my designer vaginas are poems--and the diagram is an uber-fabulous online poetry magazine.It's one of my favorite online poetry magazines, so I'm extremely pleased to have one of my designer vaginas doing its designer vagina thing in the new issue, 9.5, surrounded by other fine poems and weird diagrams and suchlike.http://thediagram.com/9_5/cook.htmlIf this poem whets your appetite in some strange way, you can partake of more of