you've heard of truck nuts...
but have you heard of truck antlers?? i was in roanoke the other week and saw a truck driving down the streets of the redneck city sporting these bad boys.according to amazon.com:Truck Antlers... turn your truck into a buck! Multiple uses for Truck Antlers... Fight road rage; Rattle in a big buck; For the Holidays.; Slide the base of Truck Antlers into the window of your truck - and enjoy the laughs. Be sure the points face forward. Truck Antlers are also functional rattle horns. Grab antlers by the base, rattle them together and watch the bucks come running. Decorate your antlers with garland, jingle bells or wreaths to show your holiday spirit.

It's Mountain Day!!!
Dust off your Mountain Taint!!!

on the wrong side of 20...
happy birthday kill you!yes that's right, he is number 1. today is the scientist's birthday. he's 29. hey, is that old? it's a good thing he won that 3 wolves t-shirt. he'll need its superpowers to increase his vitality.

Chris Tucker
Chris Tucker normally pisses me off. I mean, I like screaming and jumping around as much as the next guy, but Christ Tucker shouldn't be getting $30 million to do it opposite of Jackie Chan. I will admit, he was ok in The Fifth Element though...Regardless, I don't know what sick genius made this, but turn out the lights, turn up your speakers, open a bottle of wine, and click the link. You're in for a real treat.