What the Hell I’m Grateful For
It’s that time of year again….when we post on Facebook and Twitter about how grateful and thankful we are for our blessed friends and plentiful bounties, while simultaneously wishing friends safe travel and warm hearths…..and all that bullshit. It’s my belief that if we really expressed what we were truly grateful for, the list would [...]

dubiousMa Gets Randomly Ranty
The thing is, sometimes shit just gets on my nerves. The things people say, the things they do, the things they wear, the awesomeness of everything, people who make commercials, the sun, the damn leaves….the list goes on and on. * I hate the fact that after watching a commercial for [...]

You’re Welcome, God
For those of you who are friends with me on Facebook, I posted about this already, but here, in my own little dubious fiefdom, I’m going to expand upon it. A freaking pastor hit on me! Why is this such news you ask? Hi, I’m Michele…have we met?? Here’s what happened: I went into Dunkin Donuts [...]

Everything is Just so Fucking Awesome
Watching the Discovery Channel, I was struck by how awesome and cutting edge everything is. Discovery’s tagline Sunday night? “Sundays on Discovery are Awesome.” Remember when no one said “awesome?” When saying “awesome” meant you were a child of the 80’s living your life through the New Classics like “Sixteen Candles” on TBS every [...]

Wouldn’t it be Nice to Just…..Be?
o I’m reading through the new Glamour Magazine recently, and come across this article entitled “7 Reasons Guys Love You As Is” by John Ortved, and I have a total Eureka! moment. I started thinking about all of the hoops we women jump through to please guys, even though when asked, we’ll say “oh no, [...]