Bet He's Not Gonna Get Lucky Tonight
Who am I to judge people? Maybe this guy is clever. But getting woken up this way by the man in my life wouldn't exactly get my juices flowing.  Very dumb idea. And men, with the internet nowadays you should never have a shortage of tricks up your sleeve.  So I took the liberty of linking you here to five of the most romantic ways to wake up the lucky lady in your life! Be smart this week fellas!

Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote Now!
I'm thrilled to announce that we have two "winners" this week. You Dumb Criminal lovers have voted and hands-down found Permanent Marker Masked Bandits Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller the Dumbest Criminals of the Week. Their Moms must be sooo proud. Now here's this week

Baby Have We Got Stupid Links
Photos of old people playing Guitar Hero.John Devore has broken up with smoking.  In his words, "She did nothing for me: made me stink, emptied my bank account, and wreaked havoc on my health...On the plus side, she never called me crying at three in the morning. And she made me look so cool...She tasted great with whiskey...I knew she’d never leave me, and she’d keep me company when I was lonel

Bad Call on Pot Robbery
Dumb Move #1:  Calvin Hoover, pictured, made an angry 911 call early Tuesday morning from a Salem, OR bar parking lot to report someone broke into his truck, stole his jacket, $400 in cash and about an ounce of marijuana, according to police.Dumb Move #2:  Hoover made a second 911 call about an hour later, police say. He was  really angry that the cops hadn't yet shown up to help him. The dispatcher had a little trouble understanding the "victim" this time, however, because

Got Any Toe Cheese To Go With Those Slippers?
Yep, it's for real. Shoes made from bread.  A Lithuanian design team has come up with a series of edible, wearable slippers. Guess they come in handy if you get hungry in the middle of the night.By the way, I hear they run small, so you should buy a half-loaf larger than your normal size.