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eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 10M ago

if not art school

Larabie and Miz Kitti ran into each other outside the local art school. “Three prominent twentieth-century characters were failed art students,” he reminded his friend. “Explain away, Larabi...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 10M ago

Catholics who use Contraception should be Prohibited from Communion

…along with all the false teachers who make excuses for them. Use of contraception is an objective mortal sin; it is an intrinsically evil and gravely immoral act. The use of mere contracept...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 10M ago

utopia dystopia

Dora and Periwinkle always read the Chick Tracts they find on their train. “This moron was a true product of our ugly age,” she exclaimed. He wanted an explanation. “He was like the secular ...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 10M ago

just `17 and you know what I mean

“’17 is often a tough year,” the Village Egghead reminded Althea. “Why?” she couldn’t help asking. “Well,” he continued. “1517 was that nasty Protestant Revolution. In 1717 the Masons were f...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 10M ago

g e r m a n y and m e g r y a n

Henry:  “Have I  told  you about my romance with Meg Ryan?” Peter: “Ooh, do tell!!” Henry: “Long ago I wanted to go to Germany. Filling out the application I accidentally spelled it ‘MEG RYA...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 11M ago

Merry Christmas Ave Maria

Mary Christmas Ave Maria
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 11M ago

the regulars

Mavis walked into their favorite diner, looking like someone from the days when women were dames,dolls, and broads. Her gams went way down to the floor. Casper was dashing as could be in his...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 11M ago

if wishing could make it so

As a joke, Henry and Peter, while shopping at Macy’s, wished they could be inside a snow globe. Somehow it happened. “What if somebody turns us upside down and shakes us?” Henry complained. ...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 11M ago

hi de hi de hi de ho

It’s the Saturday after Thanksgiving, 1983, At twenty four years old, I’m on a plane home from Western New York, after having visited some relatives. I can’t shake the feeling that I recogni...
eastelmhurst.a.go.go · 11M ago

a disappointment

“It’s a nice place,” Harvey bragged to Muriel as they patiently awaited George’s and Gloria’s arrival. “It reminds me of when we were kids in Queens,” she pointed out, “when we visited Sherw...