Kansasfornication?

The Church of the Almighty Orgasm

If You Could Read My Mind Love*

Hello. My Name is Venomous Kate and I am FAT
So, okay, let’s clear the air. First off, back in the days when I first started this here blog everyone who spent enough time online to actually write or read a blog was fat. Hate me for saying it if you want, but having grown up as an ugly, chubby kid (thankssomuch Mom and Dad for being such screw-ups), it was fantastic to suddenly appear online and be considered one of the hottest enemies of the planet. And being called “the hottest MILF in the blogosphere” (by Timmer

Caption Contest Winners
The winner (despite your “votes”) is: Schizoid with: Figure 3b. Atypical pinocchism with no nasal deformity. Honorable mentions: Will with: If you experience your tie pointing sideways for more than four hours, contact your dry cleaner. and Ike with: “Not to worry, Mr. Axelrod… to get the maximum possib

Word Fugue: The Halloween Edition
It’s been a while since we played Word Fugue, that addictive word association game that fills space when I’ve got nothing else to blog about. (Well, I could tell you about the awesome shoes I bought, but if you’re a Facebook friend you’ve already seen them.) So, what the heck, it’s almost Halloween, and since I love this time of year, let’s honor autumn with a round that’ll while away those extra hours of darkness. If you’ve never played it before, here are the rules: (NOTE: If you’re reading this on Facebook you’ve got to click thru to my blog to play.) 1.

Caption Contest
(If you’re reading this on Facebook, you need to click over and leave your caption at the blog.) Winner announced Monday! Related Posts:Caption ContestContest Winners

Lost In (Geek-Speak) Translation
After an email tussle with a soldier friend who’s serving overseas, all of my profusely apologizing emails bounce back with an MMX error. This has been gong on for two months. Can anyone explain what an MMX error means? And, more to the point, does this mean I should assume something horrible has happened to my soldier friend??? Related Posts:Pictures That Speak VolumesExistential Error