Inner Beauty? Where?
Submitted By: AS When people use the word “pregnate,” I feel like I know all I need to know about them.

Happy Thanksgiving!
To those of you in the U.S. of A., anyhow. Submitted by: Jennifer I think “gravy-ladler” is going to be my insult of the month. That’s right, you heard me, gravy-ladler.

You’re Hired!
OBJECTIVE: To be the best customer service type person you can ever find! SCHOOL EXPEERENCES: I graduated in 2005! I treid to get into a college, but I decided that I didn’t really wanna do that. College is for people that aren’t self starters. I am a self starter. SKILLS: I can type really good, like wicked fast! I can also text really fast! I can cook lots of stuff. I can sort of make coffee… accept I don’t know how to make creamer. I am really good at talking on the phone also. JOB EXPEERENCE: I worked at a day care center, a coffee shop at the mall and I was a waitress at Applebee’s. MONEY HOPES: I would like to

What Is This In Response To?
Devin found this ad in the Chicago craigslist musical instruments for sale section. I can’t tell what the poster is trying to unload, but I don’t think I want it. Unless it’s a sousaphone. Made of anger. I live and I am available just answer an ad you know what Iam selling ! You have the ability to come here and confront me ! I warn you that if I get someone over and he/she takes violence as a measure ! I will stop your advances with means that I have been trained to excecute ! with as much fervor as I can ! If it results in your demise ,you are warned ! Further you boys seem to taunt ,but never allow me the fairness of know who my opponents are This is the cowar

Please, Someone, Come Over…
dear mr //awsome// HOW ARE YOU DOING? how nice of you to bring different girls home and bang them EVERY SINGLE night. if you wonder, it is very easy to sleep when you have to listen to moaning all night (IRONIC). at first, i actually liked it. in the beginning it was good masturbating to the sounds of you pleasing college girls. but now i dont like it anymore. i will be PERFECT honest with you… when you first moved in here i maybe thought we could be friends. you seem like a nice guy. you seem to have enough money, and you are a good looking quarterback. but that doesnt mean you have to bring in different girls and bang each F*ING night???! to be honest, i