This movie is pis...
This movie is pissing me off to no end; and I haven’t even seen it!  The tag line: We Were Warned.  Yeah.  So?  Being warned about the end of the world when you have no control over what happens is like being tied to a concrete chair and warned that someone is going to hit you in the face.  Guess what?  Can’t do much about that, can you?  But you were warned.  If you haven’t read up on why the date of 2012 is significant, you can look it up or just rest assured that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012.  This apparently signals the end of the world.  My thoughts?  Maybe the Mayans just decided that this was a long way

Subway, Don’t be a dick.
Really?  You had to play it like that?

Gingers of the Month: Fast Food Edition
While I was holed up in a secret government prison on the outskirts of Toledo for the last three months for alleged crimes that I can neither confirm nor deny at this time, I was not permitted internet access, a word processor or clean socks.  Therefore, I will make this month a 3-for-1 with the gingers! For one reason or another, executives who are responsible for pairing fries, sodas and burgers on a “value meal” that have resulted in my not being able to get ripped like Jesus have also undeniably agreed that they need red-headed spokespeople to sell those products to children.  While the rest of the world may scoff and threaten to burn us at the stake for being