Buttons: Proving that Hipsters have the Maturity Levels of 12 Year Olds
When I was 9 or 10, I was really into New Kids on the Block.  I didn't just have their cassettes.  Oh, no.  I had sheets, posters, biographies that listed Donnie's favorite cereal, and of course, the buttons.NKOTB buttons came in all shapes and sizes.  If you could score the big button, it showed your love for whatever particular member even more.  The buttons were every where.  I had them pinned to my jean jackets and backpacks.  Loved. the. buttons.Then, I turned 11 and realized that having giant buttons all over your jacket and backpack showing your love of a band was stupid.  Further, it made navigation in said jacket diffi

Shitty Hipster Clothing: Fedoras
Oh, the fedora.  Okay, I have a confession.  I own a fedora.  On a whim, approximately three years ago, I bought a plaid fedora in a vintage store.  Currently, it sits atop a bookshelf in my apartment.  I've worn it once, yet can't escape the photoshoot that occurred on that particular night.  I have no less than 30 pictures of me wearing this fucking fedora that didn't even look that great

Pitchfork: Mecca for Shitty Hipster Music
I listen to some indie rock.  However, I'm also not ashamed to admit that I listen to Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews Band, and, on occasion, Britney Spears (Whatever; Piece of Me is catchy as fuck).Every hipster on earth just reflexively shuddered because I wrote that.As will be explored further in this blog, hipsters are music snobs, and this is coming from me, who is kind of a music snob.  It's hard to be a music snob in this day and age, as there are few radio stations that play the avant garde crap that hipsters love.  Fortunately, they have found a mecca - Pitchfork music.Now, I don't know how Pitchfork started or how it became a h

American Apparel
Who shops at American Apparel?  Well, I suppose normal people do for a t-shirt here and there.  However, hipsters buy a majority of their wardrobe from this store.  If you've never been in one, it's basically ridiculously-cut clothing in every color under the sun.  There are no designs or patterns.  It's just plain clothing in a lot of colors.Hipsters love American Apparel because it has the weird shit they need to complete their outfits, like vests and leggings.  I present to you some of American Apparel's more ridiculous items for sale this fall:

American Spirits: Hipsters' cigarette of choice
The all natural American Spirit cigarette.   American Spirit Cigarettes are marketed as being additive free - which mean addictive-free cigarettes.  Hipsters are dumb enough to fall for this and smoke American Spirits religiously, because, as every one knows, a health conscious hipster who cares about the environment and his or her body would NEVER pollute