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Farvel Cargo · 10M ago

The $5.00 swear jar

Text from Boy #2: Would you guys try really hard not to swear when we come over Sunday?My text back: Did you swear in front of my grandson?Boy #2: Yes.Me: I'm on it.I proceeded to inform the...
Farvel Cargo · 10M ago

WHAT IS IT?

What the hell is that? I put the dog out this morning and noticed my light post was more crooked than usual. So I tried to fix it. It looks like hell. I thought there was a leaf on it so I g...
Farvel Cargo · 10M ago

Hey it's raining and I'm not complaining

Northeast Ohio is in need of a good rain. Today the heavens opened up and poured down on us. But it waited for me to bring in my groceries with the help of Boy #1.The thunder came first, off...
Farvel Cargo · 11M ago

Along Came a Spider

Dangling from my shower ceiling a Daddy Long Legs decided to scare the living crap out of me just as I started washing my hair. Panic set in immediately. My first thought,"This is going to b...
Farvel Cargo · 12M ago

OMG! I'm blogging!

Explaining my absence from blogging will take too long. Let's just say I got side tracked volunteering my time and I'm technically challenged.Now that being said, here is why I'm a moron.Inn...
Farvel Cargo · 1Y ago

An open love letter to Nyquil

My dearest Nyquil,You wonderful, magical, green elixir of slumber juice. I love you. At the moment I felt the plague creep into my body I went to you, in my medicine cabinet. But alas, you w...
Farvel Cargo · 1Y ago

Guess what's in the package

When I came home from shopping today I grabbed the mail. There was a package in there. Huh. I didn't remember ordering anything. I deduced that it had to be for Boy #3. I wrestled my mail, m...
Farvel Cargo · 1Y ago

Mo Fo No No Na Na Ha Ha Ho Ho Sue's Writing Challenge

I'm challenging myself, so writer friends, don't freak out. I haven't been writing. I could go into a whole litany of excuses but I will spare you.The dog and I haven't been going on our mor...
Farvel Cargo · 12M ago

ASAP OMG

"Are you making fun of Russian people?""Absolute.......ly not. I love Russians and vodka. The Russians invented Vodka didn't they? If they did, the Lord should watch over them in a special k...
Farvel Cargo · 12M ago

Happy Father's Day Superman

     Daddy don’t let go, please don’t let go. My arms wrapped around my fathers neck and I willed him to take me home. I could feel his grip on me tighten as he carried me down the hospital...