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Feed Your ADHD · 2M ago

Breitbart IS John Galt

Guest post by The John Galt LineAndrew Breitbart is a force of nature, and I use the current tense intentionally; he will never leave us. Many words have been said about his passing. Many tears have been shed. Shock over his death was not an uncommon emotion and while the conservative community r
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Feed Your ADHD · 2M ago

My Text To Piece of Shit Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone Douche Who Wrote The "Obit" of Andrew Breitbart

TEXT HIM YOURSELF, At 917-723-6798Jann Wenner should be ashamed to employ detritus like you; even the snarkiest ever, Hunter S. Thompson, wouldn't have defamed a dead man like you did: He would have said it while the man was alive, and faced Breitbart like a man. #IAmAndrewBreitbart
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Feed Your ADHD · 2M ago

Tax Breaks for Porn Staches

Leave it to Congresscriminals to spend their valuable time during these days of recession and massive unemployment uncovering groundbreaking ways to bring us, the little people, some relief:The Stache Act (Stimulus to Allow for Critical Hair Expenses) aims to earn a well-deserved $250 annual tax ded
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Feed Your ADHD · 3M ago

Batboy Named Algae Czar

DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS -- Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack Downgrade Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar.In his first official decree, Batboy, who has lived openly in
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Feed Your ADHD · 3M ago

The First President To ...

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.First President to violate the War Powers Ac
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Feed Your ADHD · 3M ago

5,170,000,000,000.00

That's what Barack Obama will cost you by the time Mittens, Santorum, Gingrich someone kicks him out of office this fall -- provided 1.8 million dead voters don't help re-elect him Dictator and King Forever.FIVE TRILLIONONE HUNDRED SEVENTY BILLIONFor another way to look at it, here's a table that sh
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Feed Your ADHD · 4M ago

Marc Lamont Hill: A Black Taskmaster for the Democratic Party

I think this country needs to relish the days when a black man recognized the significance of the Republican Party, when real black men like Martin Luther King and Jackie Robinson recognized that the party of Lyndon Baines Johnson intended to enslave them for the next 100 years.Because the black man
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Feed Your ADHD · 4M ago

Ron Paul Is a Fucking Hypocrite

The 2012 GOP field is about as appealing as a bloated corpse. You have the Massachusetts Moderate, who's really a liberal; the Philandering Head, who's really a liberal; the Sanctimonious Arlen Sphincter Protege, who has about as much chance to win the nomination as Barney Frank has at picking up a
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Feed Your ADHD · 4M ago

The Paulbot Creed

#1. Be Arrogant#2. Be Condescending#3. Be self-important#4. Be self-righteous#5. Tout your superior intellect to help overcome your lack of
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Feed Your ADHD · 4M ago

I Don't Think He Liked My "Fatwa You" Comment

Ah, Twitter.The virtual land of anonymity, fruitcakes, and just plain hateful people who can't take a joke. Granted, I was an insensitive basterd, as I usually am, when I tweeted "Fatwa You" to Moose-limbs in response to this merry Christmas story. But, hey, my comment was probably worse than a guy
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