Finally speaking up against, well, everything.
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Or, if you will, not working >working. The other day the better half of FTLT, talkin’ proud, told me I construct arguments in a fashion similar to Jeremy White. It is with that in mind that we here at FTLT are hanging up our laptops, again. Well, or at least until something else pisses us
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For those of you unaware, which we imagine is most everyone, or maybe no one since we figure we know everyone who would come after after we went on a two year hiatus, but the the contributing member of FTLT had a child this past January. He is wonderful and terrific not unlike one of [...]
In getting excited for the playoffs we wrote an awesome e-mail to all of our friends to get everyone pumped up for the Sabres game tonight. FTLT, after enjoying writing it so much has decided to come out of retirement for the playoffs. So throw out your razors, move aside those baby bottles and pic
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Some players/politicians are better left on the sidelines. Like a short-sighted listener of the Schopp and the Bulldog show calling in too quickly to criticize the Ryan Fitzpatrick I feel ashamed. So there you have it, Carl Paladino is un-endorsable. Sort of like Brian Brohm. Just remember just beca
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First off, to all of our adoring fans who are expecting this to be a full-fledged return to the blogging medium, think again. We here at FTLT are getting too old for blogging. We are much more interested in getting promotions, getting sloshed, and making babies at this time in our lives. Said imp
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In what should come as a surprise to no one who regularly reads this site, we quit. It started last May when I got a promotion at work; I had so much more to do but I figured I would at least update periodically. It got worse when I realized I hated Marshawn Lynch and [...]
Today it came out that the Goose’s Roost is being sued by a chain of shitty restaurants in Niagara Falls. I just wanted to let them know that I feel there pain. There was once a class action suit filed against us here at First Time, Long Time. It turns out that “First Time Caller,
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To whom it may concern, Buffalo News, I don’t know what you are trying to accomplish with today’s article concerning price gouging of tickets at the NCAA tournament. $500 for tickets on Sunday? I can tell you right now that is not going to happen. Do you know how I know that? I am try
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A good friend and one time (current?) co-writer of FTLT, who goes by the internet moniker of Talkin_Proud or as he is known to his friends, Church Nate recently sent me a text message saying “You really hate WGR, huh?” I want to make it clear, I want WGR to be the most awesome sports [..
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Jeremy White, esteemed WGR morning show co-host, has a new post up on his blog. It is titled “How To Get The Bills To Super Bowl XLV”. I don’t have the energy to go through this whole column and FJM it. I just don’t. Rather than spending the rest of my afternoon not w
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