Challenge: The Conclusions Leapt to, Lessons Ignored
The second-creepiest picture ever.So I am DONE with my required 30 days of workin out, and here’s the number one thing I got from it: It didn’t feel that different from my usual routine, perhaps because I both got sick near the end and had to take a li’l time off, and because some of my workouts were less athletic and more like standing aro

Family Tied
Wow, this workout burns almost as many calories as eating a doughnut, with half the sweat.How’s the challenge going? Oh, fine thanks. I did take time off when I was sick last week, which I believe I outlined in challenge clause 1B. “barring illness…” I’m not a total freak-o, you know. Cough cough. I also should share that however low the bar is, that̵

Definitely Challenged
They let me use the elliptical because my tits are better than yours.Oh. My. God. Can I just tell you I had the BEST run today? I was flying, it was magical, I beat my mile running time by 20 seconds, and felt great afterwards. And I just has that amazing workout two days ago too. Can you believe it? Maybe this

Challenge La La La (Plus the Usual Mockery of Stock Fitness Photos)
No, Sarah, I can only program the elliptical when I am wearing the glove of power. What, does my glove make you nervous? I understand completely.There is only one thing in life that is certain. No, not taxes, cuz there’s probably places in the world where you don’t pay those; and not death, because I already cheated that in my pact with Satan (you know