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Flibbertigibbet · 13h ago

Carillion used May’s ‘strong and stable’ cement mix

Construction giant Carillion is on the verge of collapse after taking building advice from Theresa May – a leader with all the durability of aluminum siding.  Unbeknownst to Carillion, the …...
Flibbertigibbet · 1M ago

Kids’ Facebook ‘ideal’ for imaginary friends

The social network has announced it intends to target under 13’s who have friends that are ‘as fictitious as Facebook’s own tax returns’.  This lucrative market would allow a kid … Continue ...
Flibbertigibbet · 2d ago

Windsor ‘beggar ban’ targets Princess Michael of Kent

Tory councillors have demanded a crackdown on aggressive freeloaders invited to the Royal Wedding.  However, police fear that once they have arrested all the beggars and meth users there wil...
Flibbertigibbet · 4d ago

Caption Competition: Get me a flute and a tractor quickly. I can still manage a whistle whilst I wait…!

WINNER: Get me a flute and a tractor quickly. I can still manage a whistle whilst I wait…! (from David Thomas) RUNNERS UP Critics of Conservative plastic reduction policy fully … Continue re...
Flibbertigibbet · 6d ago

Blair: ‘I didn’t help Trump…but it does sound like the kind of thing I would do’.

A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only … Continue ...
Flibbertigibbet · 1w ago

May reshuffles chairs on Titanic

Today, members of the Cabinet swap positions for the best view of the historic sinking of HMS Austerity, while the band continues to play ‘Nearer, My Brexit, to Thee’.  With … Continue readi...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Toby Young? You’ve got to be f$cking joking!

The University sector has greeted the appointment, as a regulator, of The Honourable Toby ‘I destroy schools as a hobby’ Young, with muted applause.  In fact many academics likened it … Cont...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Lord Adonis is still a funny name

Despite his resignation over some issue or other, about a thing or whatever, the public are agreed that they cannot get past the ridiculousness of Lord Adonis’ name or the … Continue reading...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Caption Competition: ‘Well, this is surprising, I wasn’t quite expecting this when West Ham said they’d take on the Olympic stadium’.

WINNER: Well, this is surprising, I wasn’t quite expecting this when West Ham said they’d take on the Olympic stadium.  (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP London Mayor given the boot (from … Continue...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Thatcher refused to share Denis with Giant Panda

A newly-released National Archive file from 1981 has revealed that the then Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, tried to put a stop to Denis Thatcher being used in vital breeding programmes. ...