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Flibbertigibbet · 10h ago

‘Dear Dad’ (pilot episode)

  ‘Dear Dad’ (pilot episode): JAYNIE MACDONALD IS ON A GAP YEAR AND HER FATHER IS CONCERNED. It’s a big wide world and he has only his handy webcam to keep in touch. … Continue reading →
Flibbertigibbet · 1d ago

Birthday boy just happy to ‘hit stuff’

Parents, Jacob and Zara, were disappointed to discover that their three-year old son was more elated with a cardboard box rather than the artisan gifts it contained – ignoring his … Continue...
Flibbertigibbet · 3d ago

Caption Competition: UK goes a full day without coal

Winner: UK goes a full day without coal (from SweetyPie000) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22 April 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘On the lighter side…’ (from Inchcock) Despite … Conti...
Flibbertigibbet · 5d ago

Sadly Tennis ‘still a thing’

Through the inept competence of Johanna Konta, British sports fans have been forced to acknowledge her victory at the Miami Open and, by implication, the existence of that medieval torture …...
Flibbertigibbet · 6d ago

Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’

With the discovery of ‘human waste’ in Coca Cola cans, supermarkets will be hard-pressed to come up with a cheap alternative that matches the aroma and viscosity of ‘liquid poo’.  … Continue...
Flibbertigibbet · 1w ago

Mother of All Bombs ‘disappointed’ in I.S.

With the withering wrath that only a mother knows, a bomb was dropped on an Afghan tunnel complex, with the attached message ‘You never phone me’.  Unleashing the full fury … Continue readin...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’

Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, …...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Caption Competition: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case.

WINNER: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case. (from NathanJChapman) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE:...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Easter ruined by spoiler

The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups and fans of Game of Thrones, for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus … Continue readin...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

London saved by water cannons

A terrorist attack on Westminster was foiled yesterday by the swift deployment of Boris Johnson’s three water cannons.  Sitting astride the gun turret, Mr. Johnson hosed down bystanders and ...