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Flibbertigibbet · 1d ago

Caption Competition: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance.

WINNER: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Harvey Weinstein repellent makeup (from SauceSally6) Brexit meets Braveheart (from Mast...
Flibbertigibbet · 3d ago

Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands

Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs, sharpened instruments and using an anaesthetic.  A study by … Continue re...
Flibbertigibbet · 4d ago

Man City owe success to ‘rush goalie’

Pep Guardiola has admitted that this season’s success is down to a series of playground tactics including jumpers for goalposts, a 0-1-1-15 formation and, all importantly, having the keeper ...
Flibbertigibbet · 5d ago

UK used ‘jobseeker’s allowance’ to fund Mossad

Following the revelation that the outgoing the International Development Secretary attempted to subsidize the Israeli army with Foreign Aid, it transpires that Priti Patel also tried to clai...
Flibbertigibbet · 6d ago

UK interest rate raised to ‘mildly curious’

The Bank of England is considering injecting some enthusiasm into being British, with a 0.25% increase in engaging anecdotes and witty comments. Economists fear a stagnation in the nation’s ...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Caption Competition: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’

WINNER: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’ (from SaltoftheSouth) RUNNERS UP By gum, that were a close shave! (from Inchcock) ‘All of a sudden Boris Johnson exploded’ (from ZippLass1) ‘Brexit’ ...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

Mrs Brown’s Boys in ‘laughter avoidance’ scheme

Three of the cast of ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ have been found to have deliberately avoided humour for years; relying on bogus laughter-returns and a fake bank account under the name … Continue rea...
Flibbertigibbet · 2W ago

Britain ‘just not comfortable’ with winning

Winning World Cups and the F1 Championship are all very well, but the UK does not look good smiling triumphantly – partly because of mediocre dentistry, but mainly due to … Continue reading ...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted

While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users...
Flibbertigibbet · 1W ago

‘Rural Doctors’ technically Vets

The Government is offering a £20,000 incentive bonus to any GP willing to tackle the medical problems of rural communities; including fleas, worms and no qualms about mating with blood … Con...