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Frogs in my Formula I'm a new mom. I have no idea what I'm doing. My family is crazy. And I live in Mulletville.

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Frogs in my Formula · 11h ago

Packing up, moving out and moving on: When your baby isn't a baby anymore

When my sons—there's three of them—were newborns and sleeping in a bassinet in our bedroom, I kept a little plastic tub at the end of the bed. I filled it with everything I'd need when they ...
Frogs in my Formula · 1w ago

Yes! This is EXACTLY what it's like

If you're thinking of having a baby, or if you already have children and you think you may want more, I want you to click on the image below and watch the video.A friend forwarded the link a...
Frogs in my Formula · 3W ago

Can love trump vomit?

Minutes after I wrote my last post in early January, Chuck ran upstairs and said he felt sick. He covered his mouth with his hand—for dramatic effect of course—and sprinted to the bathroom.O...
Frogs in my Formula · 1M ago

You can lie down with me if you want (I told you, I'm a pervert!)

A good friend of mine loaned me this book before Christmas:Normally I shy away from "self-help" books because they tend to be heavy handed and bossy, and I hate when other people tell me wha...
Frogs in my Formula · 1M ago

Happy birthday to meeeee, happy birthday to meeeee, happy birthday dear mooo'ooom, now where's the suppository? And many mooooore....

"Happy birthday, Mom!"The tired, somewhat haggard mother looks lovingly at her children, who are aglow in the soft, warm, yellow light of her birthday candles. It's been a long month, but it...
Frogs in my Formula · 1M ago

Thank you Mr. Heckenspeck for infecting the damn town

The month of December was challenging, which is why I've been MIA.Actually, MIA sounds way too exciting for where I've been. MIA makes it sound as if someone kidnapped me and took me to a se...
Frogs in my Formula · 3M ago

When your neighbor makes you the worst smelling turkey ever

Last week I changed my blog header to the snowy frog scene and bam, it snowed.Curious, ey?If you're like me, you're spending this week in a pre-Thanksgiving frenzy. I don't cook, but Chuck a...
Frogs in my Formula · 3M ago

When your neighbor makes you the worst smelling turkey ever

Last week I changed my blog header to the snowy frog scene and bam, it snowed.Curious, ey?If you're like me, you're spending this week in a pre-Thanksgiving frenzy. I don't cook, but Chuck a...
Frogs in my Formula · 4M ago

I wonder if all those years of karate will actually pay off

When you're a parent (heck, even before you actually become a parent), you live in a constant state of wonder: I wonder how the hell I'm going to get this baby out of me.I wonder when he wil...
Frogs in my Formula · 4M ago

Cranky ass Tuesday. Sorry, Parents magazine. But hey you? You're awesome

I'm going to start this post off in an unruffled way by saying—calmly—that I am a lover of magazines. If I had to assign a level of love to my well, love, I'd say I'm borderline freaky (yes,...