Fugs and Pieces: November 20
FRIDAY AGAIN! Nice how that happens every week, isn't it? That means it's time for our weekly round-up of the web's most stellar procrastinatory material. Start slacking, readers:-- This flow chart, designed to help you determine which fast-food establishment you need to go to, depending on your circumstances (drunk? Drunk on malt liquor?) is GENIUS. (Grub Street)-- Also genius? Lainey introduced us to this video of "Tom Cruise" auditioning for Twilight. That movie is a gift that just kee

Fugject Fugway
WOW, Heidi Klum.[Photo: WENN.com]That's, um....shiny. And slick. And kind of like a rejected piece from the Austin Powers oeuvre, lacking merely go-go boots and an awkwardly rendered entendre. On the other hand, it does make me want to see if I can, in fact, bounce a

NYFug.com: Thoughts on the Project Runway Finale
Per tradition, after the Project Runway finale aired last night, Jessica and I hopped onto trusty ol' Instant Messenger and dished about the episode -- specifically, this time, how even the judges seemed unable to drum up any tension.Jessica: I thought it was very telling that nearly every comment the judges made was prefaced with the phrase, "I have to say ... " as though the sentence prior was something like, "Although I found this collection completely lackluster ... "Heather: The debate felt like they'd all discussed earlier how to spin each collection so that they didn't accidentally say, "Well, we blew it with you three, sorry," and then

Fugronica Webb
It is worthwhile to note that everyone else at the event Ms Webb here is attending is wearing a cocktail dress. Me, I'm of the belief that I would rather be over- than under-dressed, because if you're over-dressed, you can just convince people that you've just come from, or are on the way to, some FABULOUS event. If you're under-dressed, you just look like this:And I can't think of an occasion in which you'd want to do t

The Fuglight Saga: Fug Moon
Dear Nikki Reed:It's called "going up a size," and it's totally legal.