Stephen Hawking
This picture was taken in 1965. All I can say is, Stephen, you are lucky you are in a wheelchair, otherwise  you would have been eaten alive by women who couldn’t explain why they thought you were so fucking hot. 50 years later, we call this weird magnetism to cute geeky men with thick rimmed glasses “The 21st Century.”  A famed theoretical ph

Zombieland= Best Movie of the Year (probably)
I love zombies. My mother loves Woody Harelson. Combined, Zombieland is the epitome of mother/daughter bonding.  When the zombocalypse basically turns the globe into a clusterfuck of unexplained consequences, Jesse Eisenberg, playing the stereotypical geeky/cute/feminine male is one of the few left standing. Following rules like #2 (Check seatbelts), #17(Don’t be a hero), and #32 (Enjoy the Little Things), he’s able to be one of the last few Americans surviving. Which is luck

Ivan Watson: Turkish Delight
Allow me to inaugurate my musings here with an ode to this fine journalistic specimen of imbedded hotness. Sure nobody feels the feelings of the news for us harder than former model  Andy Cooper, but lawd have mercy, you are beautiful Ivan Watson. Let’s hole up in a besieged hotel in Tehran, furtively sending home illicit report

How Great is This Video
Pretty preeeattaaayyy great.

Gay: A Linguistic Love Story
English, like all languages, experiences vernacular fads. Remember when the word “radical” suggested something “awesome? Or how “trip” suggests drug consumption, or “Mexican” suggests something of low value and/or poor socioeconomic standing? What I’m trying to say is that language changes, for better or for worse, and that English, with its hodgepodge of irregular syntax and borrwed adjective use, is custom-made to embrace these changes. I guess thatR